I recently found this website that has a bunch of different ways to describe "self-love," and I plan on using plenty of them in this post.
You see, animals are really just like us in many ways. They too like to prime the pump, buff the muff, and take the flute to band camp.
Sometimes they try to use other subjects, but some also figure out how to travel outside of New Jersey and self-serve.
Take this gorilla for example. He's found a toy of sorts in his new toad friend.
Or, they can really rely on the act of flying solo like this dog:
I mean, is there really any difference between human and animal these days?! I'm just not sure...
Okay.. Time to snap back into it.
That gorilla needs to chill out before he gets arrested for rape.
The dog's owners need to leave him alone and let him do his thing! He's clearly sitting comfortably on the couch, watching TV, all by himself. Does he interrupt you when you're doing that?! [He probably does, huh? He doesn't know any better, though!]
Oh man. This is crazy, hilarious, gross, and disturbing all in one. It's what I call a fantastic share.
Do your thing, animals... Do your thing.