Monday, May 18, 2009

i'm going to love land!


Okay, seriously.. "I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD" is stupid to say when you're a grown man and just won the Super Bowl. Let's be honest... You don't want to go celebrate being world champions with a bunch of whining kids.

What you REALLY want to do is.... Well, I won't say it. I'll let your imagination run wild. But I bet it's looking a lot like a wedding night.

So, let's be realistic here people.. Let's get everyone to start yelling "I'M GOING TO LOVE LAND!"

What is it? It's a real thing. A SEX THEME PARK! Equipped with sex technique workshops, naked human sculptures, gigantic replicas of the "private areas", and a demonstration of the history of sex.

Did I mention the spinning lower half of a females body? [Which, I saw one time on a magic show a guy saying is all a woman should have. I laughed. Whatever.]

Seriously, it's real. Unfortunately, they tore it down today because people were complaining on the internet. [Probably all Americans... Stupid, prude Americans.] I really wanted to go. I also wanted to set some people in those workshops.

"Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it."
-Park Manager

China is cool in that way, so I know some other prude people did it. Ugh.

I was totally on my way, too.

love,
elizabethany

PS: More pictures right here.




Friday, May 8, 2009

oh snap! rihannas nakey!

Oh boy! Let the drama continue even more!!

Pictures JUST LEAKED of Rihanna completely naked... And Chris Brown is in one of them too.








Do you think Chris did it?! I bet he sent em to someone else who did. OR!! Wait! Maybe Rihanna sent them to someone to leak to make Chris look bad!!! I bet that's it!! I'm smart.

I didn't know she had her nipples pierced either! Dang, RiRi! All scandalous and ish. 

love,
elizabethany

Monday, May 4, 2009

meet the new playmate of the year

Las Vegas has one of the biggest parties of the year this weekend! [As if it's competition any weekend. I'm sure they always do...]

Playboy hosted the Playmate of the Year Party this weekend and announced the Playmate of the Year 2009 to be Ida Ljungqvist. [What the H kind of last name is that?!]

She's pretty.. Definitely exotic.

Here are some of her Playboy shots:







You can check out the rest here.

love,
elizabethany