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Apparently we need to be watching more women's water polo, friends. According to <a href="http://terezowens.com/">Terez Owens</a>, things are getting pretty entertaining.<br />
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First there was a huge nip slip, now one lady got her titty twisted big time.<br />
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Youch. That does NOT look fun. </div>
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This isn't totally XXX rated, but it is slutty and outrageous. It's Coco's ass in a "<a href="http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/81651/Buns-Of-Steel-Coco-Shows-Of-Huge-Butt-While-Doing-The-Splits-In-A-Thong">Thong Thursday</a>" shot.<br />
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First of all- GOOD LAWWDDD!</div>
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Now that we got that out of the way, if this is a "Thong Thursday" pic, WHERE IS THE THONG?! [Don't worry, I found it after searching for a couple minutes.] You know you have a seriously large booty when even the top of the thong is lost in it.</div>
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Finally someone can make Kim Kardashian shut the eff up. You've got nothing on her, woman.</div>
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<a class="twitter-share-button" data-count="horizontal" data-via="luvelizabethany" href="http://twitter.com/share">Tweet</a>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-90702975073765422582012-01-10T07:52:00.000-08:002012-01-10T07:53:49.978-08:00nip slip alert! 90210's annalynne mccord tweets one outAll the boys are all "OMG UPDATE YOUR XXX PAGE!" these days, so, you're welcome, fellas.<br /><br />90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Twitpic'd a pic of her nippy, but luckily people caught it before she deleted.<br />Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqe_jG9W9rWy5Czh15Uc8lDZCwRh_2I8CtlevONAibLTWyhGzYqjvMy9PE7jcBrn2r1c5ACtVMuSDFahy7UQ9R9DhK7fY5tr_N48vXADJjnzbhll-BU9HEdlDoe-UdpJWFvLv5qrOTyiI5/s1600/annalynne-mccord-twitpic-nipslip.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqe_jG9W9rWy5Czh15Uc8lDZCwRh_2I8CtlevONAibLTWyhGzYqjvMy9PE7jcBrn2r1c5ACtVMuSDFahy7UQ9R9DhK7fY5tr_N48vXADJjnzbhll-BU9HEdlDoe-UdpJWFvLv5qrOTyiI5/s400/annalynne-mccord-twitpic-nipslip.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696031896237915090" border="0" /></a>My thoughts: Why is she TWITPIC'ING pictures of herself like that? Is she trying to sext the whole world? I mean, maybe that's how I can get some more followers and attention but like, I'll keep my shirt on in social media pics, thanks.<br /><br />Silly girl...<br /><br />....She is hott, though!<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-68010278631299765632011-06-20T06:50:00.001-07:002011-06-20T06:51:19.904-07:00nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!<br /><br />She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiZ6-j-I-8Pfu2xg3OT8BECS5wWfT0h9upkCYTnZfiN_9Zvv_tsW-EH61Pk3AiZmpz5SchOTWfDneCiOu8ONqcWGHz-auA1ZWLOcYWu1zciStr8WcmvLLc7yIl3uqiFbdnTZTQZ1qcQfla/s1600/jlo+nip+slip1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiZ6-j-I-8Pfu2xg3OT8BECS5wWfT0h9upkCYTnZfiN_9Zvv_tsW-EH61Pk3AiZmpz5SchOTWfDneCiOu8ONqcWGHz-auA1ZWLOcYWu1zciStr8WcmvLLc7yIl3uqiFbdnTZTQZ1qcQfla/s400/jlo+nip+slip1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5620299064650888050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like width="400" font="segoe ui"></fb:like>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-79245196208404348412011-06-02T09:21:00.000-07:002011-06-02T10:16:55.356-07:00blake lively's got 20+ leaked naked pics!I LOVE Blake Lively. She's freakin' gorgeous. I'll be honest- of all celebs, I would not expect her to have naked pics leaked, but I would totally expect her to be kinky behind closed doors.<br /><br />Sucks for her, because even though her reps are denying it, she's got a TON of naked pictures being leaked.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF5Cp4YLGCFFf2vbiCJNWHF3N_P48PNWhTvpgxriji5IRFQRtrGUyT73Tw2HZ4PSdg5uBwrGu46tfwI4AqEVXuSZ7JOWvIlQg1YpEznOCkBPGof0JJZ-e8QauP-fhGgyWibHZJYs3eXUra/s1600/blake5.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF5Cp4YLGCFFf2vbiCJNWHF3N_P48PNWhTvpgxriji5IRFQRtrGUyT73Tw2HZ4PSdg5uBwrGu46tfwI4AqEVXuSZ7JOWvIlQg1YpEznOCkBPGof0JJZ-e8QauP-fhGgyWibHZJYs3eXUra/s400/blake5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613658663382432914" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmXUcvWQPGS9HlnJZGtUv1HGn6wrCc3JW9nzpt3nJEWNNiy9mDdpaf364xrvU8QhNdVLZOMPfrc5yt3fPIrpcpLoBirlbst3RpTbdigCfROxepWDOEvUBaTyighv0p3VAanL0ptXAv_61t/s1600/blake4.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmXUcvWQPGS9HlnJZGtUv1HGn6wrCc3JW9nzpt3nJEWNNiy9mDdpaf364xrvU8QhNdVLZOMPfrc5yt3fPIrpcpLoBirlbst3RpTbdigCfROxepWDOEvUBaTyighv0p3VAanL0ptXAv_61t/s400/blake4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613658662196005506" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK_wDDI3fl987p8vzA_gkBJZwN0pi8Nt6SUyCycKfnut_JUmMZJQSo_ZvzD2CsHwR9dnrKr0uoJKv_BFSackIps6-sdZTryotdHRAxZbZKDUntEUsC8MbvUlshAsNxM3VXdf-nf8dIgYUH/s1600/blake3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK_wDDI3fl987p8vzA_gkBJZwN0pi8Nt6SUyCycKfnut_JUmMZJQSo_ZvzD2CsHwR9dnrKr0uoJKv_BFSackIps6-sdZTryotdHRAxZbZKDUntEUsC8MbvUlshAsNxM3VXdf-nf8dIgYUH/s400/blake3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613658658628273810" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTQ4K0z6tTgJ-F1Dfam31TfnhQnFjb1RRMCcqQSNrW0UY0EU_KBBrp7hmRsVGd_GWlcEbnBODgGq1cWc93YiDsRwavMERk5uoe59htsCRyf_trbRZ3SafF-uVNCFveG-MBn9i__9du0MKx/s1600/blake2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTQ4K0z6tTgJ-F1Dfam31TfnhQnFjb1RRMCcqQSNrW0UY0EU_KBBrp7hmRsVGd_GWlcEbnBODgGq1cWc93YiDsRwavMERk5uoe59htsCRyf_trbRZ3SafF-uVNCFveG-MBn9i__9du0MKx/s400/blake2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613658653757028466" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVExJ4N4o0ba_gAg36M6fEi6A_oBHvIvhXg_jBqsR8nQkjIH_HaEcD5jZFk4rmIDeiuZdzm0xBT82zd92lAXwCNJ_fnf2kcxc2KLSmT2SlFKera35NQ9pHzzHoa_sq1h4uRggd3e4SeqEN/s1600/blake1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVExJ4N4o0ba_gAg36M6fEi6A_oBHvIvhXg_jBqsR8nQkjIH_HaEcD5jZFk4rmIDeiuZdzm0xBT82zd92lAXwCNJ_fnf2kcxc2KLSmT2SlFKera35NQ9pHzzHoa_sq1h4uRggd3e4SeqEN/s400/blake1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613658654695261154" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglKK_T1iqFb4VSzxoQ7keUxE2diEdKWVX81tMrmWkC8box22ytLey6T2notwZEfE52m-zaMrk8Wc4mi1BEQcRUYMJlqfkPZ7zei9QRkazC63dMl4vdReR7usQc86495Q9TnjPMEbB8fU0C/s1600/vlake.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglKK_T1iqFb4VSzxoQ7keUxE2diEdKWVX81tMrmWkC8box22ytLey6T2notwZEfE52m-zaMrk8Wc4mi1BEQcRUYMJlqfkPZ7zei9QRkazC63dMl4vdReR7usQc86495Q9TnjPMEbB8fU0C/s400/vlake.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613667914331109826" border="0" /></a><br />I don't know why she's trying to deny it... this chic's body is HOTT.<br /><br />And I'm no boob expert, but if I were to compare these to what they look like in low cut dresses and stuff... they kinda match up.<br /><br />Yo, Blake, homegirl... It's fine. Admit it and take pride in it. This country needs to be less prude anyway.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><br />PS: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/06/01/blake-lively-nude-photos-hacker-hack-leak-denial-photoshopped-iphone-rep/">Apparently</a> there are 17 more, but I can't find them. Lame.elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-44723704349889357932011-03-28T21:45:00.000-07:002011-03-28T22:14:30.037-07:00the latest x-rated giveaway: the where's dildo posterOh this is quite possibly one of the best, most awkward, detailed, can't-stop-looking poster I've ever seen... And I get to give two of them away!<div><br /></div><div>It's called "<a href="http://finddildo.com/" target="new">Where's Dildo?</a>," and it's exactly what it should sound like: An X-rated version of Where's Waldo?</div><div><br /></div><div>First of all, let's meet "the cast."</div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89bOuJVbdPkFJ-77GvqVcyCET-AXxuXXQQBctLw3GnG07MFVp4o0Nzm1r1wCsKQhZ7ddM8pJDcr-kAiJGBoFNYdW2EbjN4KRkCpZtyH60t1m-3T670ZwNTLvz6LwUureAE72tTX0eTJJp/s1600/wheres+d+cast.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 356px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj89bOuJVbdPkFJ-77GvqVcyCET-AXxuXXQQBctLw3GnG07MFVp4o0Nzm1r1wCsKQhZ7ddM8pJDcr-kAiJGBoFNYdW2EbjN4KRkCpZtyH60t1m-3T670ZwNTLvz6LwUureAE72tTX0eTJJp/s400/wheres+d+cast.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5589365559163803362" border="0" /></a><br /></div></div><div><br /></div><div>There's <b>Dildo, </b>"The Finest Phallus;" <b>Dildra, </b>who asked Dildo to sneak under the bleachers to bang the moment they met; <b>Coach Penetration</b> is the volleyball coach at Blowzenfux University and the ultimate d-bag; <b>Domina, </b>obviously the dominatrix queen of the school; <b>Duff</b>, the Designated Ugly Fat Friend; <b>Peter Guzinya, </b>the spy/videographer on campus; <b>Dr. Dick Fitswell, </b>the teacher who trades A's for lays; and <b>Dr. Pat MacGroin, </b>who has a PHD in Female Stimulation Studies. </div><div><br /></div><div>As you can already imagine, this is a pretty entertaining thing we're getting ourselves into. Those stories/descriptions <a href="http://finddildo.com/meetthecast" target="new">get a lot more in depth</a>, if you're interested. </div><div><br /></div><div>These posters show the characters in very promising, questionable, and a lot of times unreal positions that will make your jaw hit the ground while your face turns bright red. </div><div><br /></div><div>Here, take a look for yourself at the "Spring Break" edition. [Click to make it bigger!]</div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF1DzMEQaTfPRDSG89Zl7kZjjHy3vDGsRcLVE_ZFMb9LHCNI5HnN4v1dF_6hF9qbq75rxMJd86DrA58TIwwMjlDdZkiQtNBtBpf52aPkcfGE1nOVklJYhYemRFwEdQRP4ezCYdIC_y1jk-/s1600/Spring_Break_wheres+dildo.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF1DzMEQaTfPRDSG89Zl7kZjjHy3vDGsRcLVE_ZFMb9LHCNI5HnN4v1dF_6hF9qbq75rxMJd86DrA58TIwwMjlDdZkiQtNBtBpf52aPkcfGE1nOVklJYhYemRFwEdQRP4ezCYdIC_y1jk-/s400/Spring_Break_wheres+dildo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5589365571810658402" border="0" /></a><br /></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">There's SO much going on that you could look for hours, but it might do odd things to you.. Just sayin'. It also might make people look at you like you're disgusting. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">But here's the thing! It will also be the best conversation starter and if you're in school throwing parties on a regular basis- This is probably something you want to have. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></div><div>Lucky for you, the other two editions of this fine poster are available to you! </div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikyiNOAr-PTCluC-qa9UM2Ow-WT9k0VjLm1V-u7S0yHCueXpWtxuvWh9B361Ipx518KBZ3lE2DJS4f4TeJDgTnOymzzy6dEc2cQvxyThX3SEMf5F-eHXlHf5dLnNtEvIrm0Eym95BwxW3G/s1600/wheres+d1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikyiNOAr-PTCluC-qa9UM2Ow-WT9k0VjLm1V-u7S0yHCueXpWtxuvWh9B361Ipx518KBZ3lE2DJS4f4TeJDgTnOymzzy6dEc2cQvxyThX3SEMf5F-eHXlHf5dLnNtEvIrm0Eym95BwxW3G/s400/wheres+d1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5589365563673426466" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDbTO82uG8muPRINU4fBfFFuGsIsUt9UcGgcFS_gSIlVUURYDFbn2MZ2bUaMHSM0I3Txt6m96xdDfjhCIzp4JfmHpBfaVQxU93omZIZNQYsA_MffPtQA4JMlAq923nmP2KKvFFt1lT8xh/s1600/wheres+d2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDbTO82uG8muPRINU4fBfFFuGsIsUt9UcGgcFS_gSIlVUURYDFbn2MZ2bUaMHSM0I3Txt6m96xdDfjhCIzp4JfmHpBfaVQxU93omZIZNQYsA_MffPtQA4JMlAq923nmP2KKvFFt1lT8xh/s400/wheres+d2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5589365561834662898" border="0" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div>All I require you to do is send out a <a href="http://www.twitter.com/luvelizabethany" target="new">tweet</a> or a <a href="http://www.facebook.com/elizabethany" target="new">Facebook</a> status, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/loveelizabethany" target="new">linking</a> to me, saying whatever you'd like about me, my blog, this poster, etc. It's hella easy! I will pick two winners next week based on creativity and if other people respond/like what you say! Pretty simple and wide open, really!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Trust me- If you're open about this stuff, which you have to be considering you read my blog and have read this entire post, this is something you want. It's too hysterical <i>not</i> to have. </div><div><br /></div><div>Let the creativity begin! ...And the Dildo finding! </div><div><br /></div><div>love,</div><div>elizabethany</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany"><span class="Apple-style-span">Tweet</span></a>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-8882120049693560632011-03-07T22:31:00.001-08:002011-03-07T22:32:26.368-08:00check out chris brown's junk<div style="text-align: left;">I went away for a weekend and Chris Brown decides to send a pic of his johnson to someone who was smart enough to leak it to the Internet. Either I need to go away more often, or I always need one eye open to the Internet, no matter what.</div><br />The blonde hair has got to go, along with the annoying robot-like chest tattoo/sleeves, but as for the rest- you won't hear me complain.<br /><br /><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi69hV55nE4Cl9jaEKycu4OBxRCe8DLAgpErD8icaRtqnbjI2HL9TmPiFR7punDECzM5M2orxaKsZMnWCFomHPbOUiGZ50WHWMYOji24h1ZgKxM6FEIMc4SqVXXkXoqn6kTH2y4CxcGE-A/s400/chris+brown+junk.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 225px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5581592641086766578" /><br />I wonder if his photo will find Rihanna's photo for a little Internet rendezvous.<br />Okay, bad joke, I know.<br /><br />Enjoy, ladies.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><br /><a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like width="400" font="segoe ui"></fb:like>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-18755856948911221062011-01-11T15:51:00.001-08:002011-01-11T15:57:40.695-08:00poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.<br /><br />I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSOSMv1GZ9_e0-5E43BuHM_ZJ0aQ_xZeB6m89N-n3Xkkhe-kfdLMPKxTEdxglvqRA-nGWykRoU-ND5b6IhDM7pNhuZWaju3yhG7_eSpz8_rftRg2actxDDeIOrHlYTQR41yHaICZYDoQ0X/s1600/jwoww+topless.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSOSMv1GZ9_e0-5E43BuHM_ZJ0aQ_xZeB6m89N-n3Xkkhe-kfdLMPKxTEdxglvqRA-nGWykRoU-ND5b6IhDM7pNhuZWaju3yhG7_eSpz8_rftRg2actxDDeIOrHlYTQR41yHaICZYDoQ0X/s400/jwoww+topless.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5561080436120718434" border="0" /></a><br />What do you think?! It's known that whatever pictures she does have to hide were tkaen pre- boob job, but if you can look past her awkward nipple off to the side, do you think it's her?!<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/4374182.js"></script><br /><br />One site swears it is, another says birthmarks don't match up. I think her mouth looks questionable, if anything. I'm sure we'll have the definite answer soon... Or we can just say that your votes decide the truth.<br /><br />Yeah, I like that idea.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><br /><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like width="400" font="segoe ui"></fb:like>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-68561322700484604762010-12-06T18:09:00.000-08:002010-12-06T18:22:28.012-08:00i spy: something that should not be hanging out<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> Last week I went to a "rap concert" [I say it in quotes because it was all of the guys who have those dumb rap dance songs on YouTube that make them big] and I am going to have the best I Spy's for you guys the next few weeks.<br /><br />Up first: This girl who clearly has not a care in the world for letting it all hang out.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA0NJrilUGBrYIiIjrAeHwrsrQ5inWtfdU2kKXGClrotGb5uPCfZuvpxcapc0lg5lRCtK80oZyNMVk1R6ls0Lm94evCgJdQqP7VNiKeq-c47vZiyE8kM0UM0jB1lxgN756XAwgBpU0mfM/s1600/IMG_0258.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA0NJrilUGBrYIiIjrAeHwrsrQ5inWtfdU2kKXGClrotGb5uPCfZuvpxcapc0lg5lRCtK80oZyNMVk1R6ls0Lm94evCgJdQqP7VNiKeq-c47vZiyE8kM0UM0jB1lxgN756XAwgBpU0mfM/s400/IMG_0258.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547759300794034994" border="0" /></a><br />Sure, her undies are hanging out. It's nothing I haven't shown you on I Spy before, right?<br /><br />Well, there's more to it. If you look closer, you see something really, terribly embarrassing.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisvVwiPVt9coooY2otRTiaydHKDn9iuLIbkwU7_ObreSqd0hYCStcdusvKwsy5YG-oQ6z4bmCzknHgGawhgm25izf_ST5IOy9PWCHbgo0d8By-MZ5JVRj-C226z1Yz-VZw7SYKfbpRuSi8/s1600/IMG_0259.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisvVwiPVt9coooY2otRTiaydHKDn9iuLIbkwU7_ObreSqd0hYCStcdusvKwsy5YG-oQ6z4bmCzknHgGawhgm25izf_ST5IOy9PWCHbgo0d8By-MZ5JVRj-C226z1Yz-VZw7SYKfbpRuSi8/s400/IMG_0259.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547759659998482306" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJk1Gtu4HRnS2Yuq8n3TGTM9jP6UsWBWzVnUMcjMMZaab45tiJsXvFIbIxUKOF_Rj4t2IOKvAa2UjC_yXlcC6ulSf-B64FXdYJJApKYN8koPQ9EASqtgLkPPZtMDrr1vFzgLWM4Dc24yxy/s1600/IMG_0257.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 189px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJk1Gtu4HRnS2Yuq8n3TGTM9jP6UsWBWzVnUMcjMMZaab45tiJsXvFIbIxUKOF_Rj4t2IOKvAa2UjC_yXlcC6ulSf-B64FXdYJJApKYN8koPQ9EASqtgLkPPZtMDrr1vFzgLWM4Dc24yxy/s400/IMG_0257.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5547759655924442530" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Ya... That white stuff- a freaking PAD. [Sorry boys.. This is NOT a sexy post.]<br /><br />First of all- cover that ish up even if it DOESN'T have a chance in showing. Second- if it DOES have a chance in showing, pull your freakin' dress down.<br /><br />Oh, BTW- This happened at like 10:30 or 11. It wasn't even late yet.<br /><br />Classy girls at rap concerts/bars... Not looking out for EB's camera. Shame on them, but thanks!<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><script src="http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"></script><fb:like width="400" font="segoe ui"></fb:like>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-36900781571244256572010-11-04T09:49:00.000-07:002010-11-04T09:52:24.852-07:00watch: the craziest, naked, drunken rampage ever<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> Everyone gets a little crazy when they're drunk. Duh. That's why researchers are claiming it's the most dangerous drug in the world [give me a break].<br /><br />Sometimes the crazy is scary. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. This video is a little frightening to the eyes, and scary for the drunk man, but freakin' comical to everyone who can watch thanks to YouTube. <br /><br />Thing is- he's nakey. So if you can handle it, I say go ahead and watch it now.<br /><br /><object width="440" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-ECMTNcewI?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/M-ECMTNcewI?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="440" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />I've told you a million times that it takes a lot for me to sit and watch a video for more than a minute, and I watched this whole thing! Oh my. He's like Travis the chimp in human form on those cars! <br /><br />How many of you guys would fight a naked guy? <br /><br />Pure internet gold right there. Thank you, Internet.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-17498069577911408952010-10-11T14:16:00.000-07:002010-10-11T14:18:16.416-07:00on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.<br /><br />She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEP2vh8Bph5hVHu0vo_j-rNXwB-Cs9PEokoTfLuHoX3DWp9eDBxw_hk_r-ohacjvfs_5MpoWUsdvNy3AAvVs63nQxQWG9tO5W9J2Dj2focFNXDKJB8BqqP7rKKkig-8DuLfHPQkK-2bfk/s1600/kim-kardashian-covers-w__oPt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEP2vh8Bph5hVHu0vo_j-rNXwB-Cs9PEokoTfLuHoX3DWp9eDBxw_hk_r-ohacjvfs_5MpoWUsdvNy3AAvVs63nQxQWG9tO5W9J2Dj2focFNXDKJB8BqqP7rKKkig-8DuLfHPQkK-2bfk/s400/kim-kardashian-covers-w__oPt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526899546799911986" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgsUWWv4_xI-aOfatQG9AIfsTnal9woZy_-lg5PNQaq7U6W9xQ1q7zlvFoCagaBStc5R1yjRAFRBEct1X-SnPXc8zoFc6qdwVn1GbLZjzegH27SxPuZuqnLp7_hxeJpGHCkuFrsevnZ24/s1600/kim-on-w__oPt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 190px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgsUWWv4_xI-aOfatQG9AIfsTnal9woZy_-lg5PNQaq7U6W9xQ1q7zlvFoCagaBStc5R1yjRAFRBEct1X-SnPXc8zoFc6qdwVn1GbLZjzegH27SxPuZuqnLp7_hxeJpGHCkuFrsevnZ24/s400/kim-on-w__oPt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526899559169823666" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBUGFfRpe7gx-qoVykXqRglSh1YInVgL0ItPkrGv4S6-MsbX9QoYGR2s1WbjI3DTAUUfCzS6AQlqeQj6GiNAY2OR1AEFG2PL_uVhBrlEt_CmVCIA0wFAcDH4LCI53cX3aDhyphenhyphenYTN7wKnCg/s1600/kim+censored2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBUGFfRpe7gx-qoVykXqRglSh1YInVgL0ItPkrGv4S6-MsbX9QoYGR2s1WbjI3DTAUUfCzS6AQlqeQj6GiNAY2OR1AEFG2PL_uVhBrlEt_CmVCIA0wFAcDH4LCI53cX3aDhyphenhyphenYTN7wKnCg/s400/kim+censored2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526899546998550642" border="0" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-yh0IEmhOr6rexBYumRQ-ZVVYFaaRXRJibmrRrSFw_xhML2rzDqzQhJ65msUorwYQ7WGkkaFcd5DCjk9iL0l1obi06AbtjilTGeFt5nHSpG27GBqOjznwNQ8g8wc29gpEN3TbUUhI6VE/s1600/kim+censored.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 263px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-yh0IEmhOr6rexBYumRQ-ZVVYFaaRXRJibmrRrSFw_xhML2rzDqzQhJ65msUorwYQ7WGkkaFcd5DCjk9iL0l1obi06AbtjilTGeFt5nHSpG27GBqOjznwNQ8g8wc29gpEN3TbUUhI6VE/s400/kim+censored.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526899536751786242" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLaWxm2cD4vcWILsJYBQbzFJmuqgblK5tWS_Cw2J6X3-WXmGDwRPCOQRNZ0hBOjMOE3JmQmdwV4aLfz9828__eDJXUPKa-Xn_w2qvCDDGKgRgv0nKtJTblozrZ0O6KwLAi8r8Y1IiHOU8Z/s1600/kimwuncensored__oPt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLaWxm2cD4vcWILsJYBQbzFJmuqgblK5tWS_Cw2J6X3-WXmGDwRPCOQRNZ0hBOjMOE3JmQmdwV4aLfz9828__eDJXUPKa-Xn_w2qvCDDGKgRgv0nKtJTblozrZ0O6KwLAi8r8Y1IiHOU8Z/s400/kimwuncensored__oPt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526900816883016882" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Z-2h254VESVR-U-EeK-Azk0sLwOdc8lHhTdjzat-nEB15-kkBn5fbzAKVOXUKChRn0XuVmuEVJPRDWCtnrQQOfMQS8d5u4Vfaw5Gnw5UvgdbHkeAcLMZM2pQ1x4EF0CTYNX0rTZbOzUc/s1600/kimuncensoredw__oPt.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_Z-2h254VESVR-U-EeK-Azk0sLwOdc8lHhTdjzat-nEB15-kkBn5fbzAKVOXUKChRn0XuVmuEVJPRDWCtnrQQOfMQS8d5u4Vfaw5Gnw5UvgdbHkeAcLMZM2pQ1x4EF0CTYNX0rTZbOzUc/s400/kimuncensoredw__oPt.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526900814378386994" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript" charset="utf-8" src="http://static.polldaddy.com/p/3906760.js"></script><br /><br />I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-38198665065052586202010-10-05T15:37:00.000-07:002010-10-05T15:40:33.087-07:00courtney love is still a hott mess<a href="http://twitter.com/share" class="twitter-share-button" count="horizontal" via="luvelizabethany">Tweet</a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script> In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.<br /><br />She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5yzTnIAObX7Giity_AUTPsF_721W_cpLiRwkUGw_RJs0n0aZ3T5fcu1JLg9RpPoD6RjmhnTH12KDfaMGbZvjkrIyalwi_RKA9JRDbJjep0PitNSvs1rK4EH9zxBWmJqiG99Ksdm5-3MQ/s1600/courtney3.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 243px; height: 282px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5yzTnIAObX7Giity_AUTPsF_721W_cpLiRwkUGw_RJs0n0aZ3T5fcu1JLg9RpPoD6RjmhnTH12KDfaMGbZvjkrIyalwi_RKA9JRDbJjep0PitNSvs1rK4EH9zxBWmJqiG99Ksdm5-3MQ/s400/courtney3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524695127592611314" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJEbXr-Wv29kuja10g56MP-AdBxXsWjsXmabvCk4oNeUo7fTgyW7laa8syTbr9KDpop-SI076lbUfoRUuAN6KsgbSTyiglaxmYVst4CPNKUnBMzv20nQZWWYZ6hrMjBwSaaNMRML9-V9M/s1600/courtney1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJEbXr-Wv29kuja10g56MP-AdBxXsWjsXmabvCk4oNeUo7fTgyW7laa8syTbr9KDpop-SI076lbUfoRUuAN6KsgbSTyiglaxmYVst4CPNKUnBMzv20nQZWWYZ6hrMjBwSaaNMRML9-V9M/s400/courtney1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524695122498404018" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dhFefbC3SPVNwGZMhUtshwP0V2vGVHPXjtUvLRDJf9bH1PQVySdS92doWcNmBOQ8le9b0UAAS0ER9ygshdV-eqcB5RAJ2YnAI0Sy_euHTlgIbj5LzcUG70zDnOYVxWEjj275NXYhmrw/s1600/courtney2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dhFefbC3SPVNwGZMhUtshwP0V2vGVHPXjtUvLRDJf9bH1PQVySdS92doWcNmBOQ8le9b0UAAS0ER9ygshdV-eqcB5RAJ2YnAI0Sy_euHTlgIbj5LzcUG70zDnOYVxWEjj275NXYhmrw/s400/courtney2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524695126950386210" border="0" /></a><br />And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.<br /><br /><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/15522968" width="441" frameborder="0" height="248"></iframe><br /><br />Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.<br /><br />Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-22891361104471232682010-10-04T18:44:00.000-07:002010-10-04T18:57:21.897-07:00i spy: sluts on the dance floorI've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.<br /><br />At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEMHZ5IKPudZXcYjedBABEUOjqMVCuvflqVNld6tMUcohyVQLxd-gfg9-1m4sdmfeP_Y98oM4bgA3QfDOvNwc2cZoKSwdkyq9rumL2SKtB98hFoR2XQ_nyjiUknCBCJBtPwZB1FEAOHg55/s1600/IMG_0106.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEMHZ5IKPudZXcYjedBABEUOjqMVCuvflqVNld6tMUcohyVQLxd-gfg9-1m4sdmfeP_Y98oM4bgA3QfDOvNwc2cZoKSwdkyq9rumL2SKtB98hFoR2XQ_nyjiUknCBCJBtPwZB1FEAOHg55/s400/IMG_0106.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524372976931108978" border="0" /></a><br />Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.<br /><br />...Which I guess is also what they probably want.<br /><br />Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrfXX7zDTU1bYggUgt_bL3aCyeztG0EZy7swaPTIzjo2gEA86xpM_rjGj1sY4isJhJg29C_nyrSPA0d4r9u8ZEjHZ3lZ_6EoRpboW6D3afoo7c9_o_i1slzep1hXox9LXnJdAs4xv82vaZ/s1600/IMG_0105.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrfXX7zDTU1bYggUgt_bL3aCyeztG0EZy7swaPTIzjo2gEA86xpM_rjGj1sY4isJhJg29C_nyrSPA0d4r9u8ZEjHZ3lZ_6EoRpboW6D3afoo7c9_o_i1slzep1hXox9LXnJdAs4xv82vaZ/s400/IMG_0105.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524372975001497906" border="0" /></a><br />When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home <span style="font-style: italic;">before</span> things get hott and heavy?!<br />When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And</span> when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.<br /><br />Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-24595634748594665602010-08-11T14:36:00.000-07:002010-08-11T14:38:58.036-07:00nip slip alert! paris hiltonI'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.<br /><br />Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaZTvIgn7p-bxwfU7v_B_F-qDGwgBtZAiTS4saj06N9HYmVllMYqqd3KZTv3ghMopEcwLgpKmBK-qkfxOL0qHaA8gvqPWSitvT8xH3Ad9OdF5w2LmB__mYZBOjcLFATmKd0cB1EgPZzbI/s1600/Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine-2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaZTvIgn7p-bxwfU7v_B_F-qDGwgBtZAiTS4saj06N9HYmVllMYqqd3KZTv3ghMopEcwLgpKmBK-qkfxOL0qHaA8gvqPWSitvT8xH3Ad9OdF5w2LmB__mYZBOjcLFATmKd0cB1EgPZzbI/s400/Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine-2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504269273994377106" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdOuMpf-Qb11EmVglZkOBhdp1i_HR7RPhUK23kkPDWqCZzVVvctBh73l2JqQpvq_LJQUdLnMys9eZ9HdDnxdrVP4M46gk2tTGvTe2VjW1mDpRZ_GK2k3cHx2cUK1P4joT5w_yVnUSMXncb/s1600/42244_Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine_123_253lo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdOuMpf-Qb11EmVglZkOBhdp1i_HR7RPhUK23kkPDWqCZzVVvctBh73l2JqQpvq_LJQUdLnMys9eZ9HdDnxdrVP4M46gk2tTGvTe2VjW1mDpRZ_GK2k3cHx2cUK1P4joT5w_yVnUSMXncb/s400/42244_Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine_123_253lo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504269699945678530" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWnstW2Qc3TzuUqXygN2m2Eqh0H8PRI18aX3wlmaUxZsEP9xGeFRnwiVxXjjqYfEoSpfmwt6w6HWeKhCDH1NpVM01Xkfd1V_RyhjqaTp-XC_EFfcxGJfA7O0FEhwld6vqF8lOyKooDax6y/s1600/42274_Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine_2_123_768lo.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWnstW2Qc3TzuUqXygN2m2Eqh0H8PRI18aX3wlmaUxZsEP9xGeFRnwiVxXjjqYfEoSpfmwt6w6HWeKhCDH1NpVM01Xkfd1V_RyhjqaTp-XC_EFfcxGJfA7O0FEhwld6vqF8lOyKooDax6y/s400/42274_Paris_Hilton_Topless_Nuts_Magazine_2_123_768lo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5504269693789114434" border="0" /></a><br />She has pretty good boobs, actually! I'm surprised!<br /><br />The pages are from Nuts Magazine... Something I've never heard of nor have any desire to check out.<br /><br />You're welcome, boys.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-22278007417282267332010-07-20T07:46:00.001-07:002010-07-20T07:55:16.325-07:00nifty?: naughty silly bandzYa know the new "craze" within teens-Silly Bandz? They're the pack of rubber band bracelets found on the counter at 7-11 or other convenience stores and they're shaped like anything and everything under the sun.<br /><br />Now they're even getting a little X-rated with it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJBbB46o1iLoIeCK1hL6Uk2YbYCNoEekdDiDPAS-fonHbRjUs9O5QWtTjHOLu4FKSl5h9H1sLCpA6kJRNDP7io-D9qYosY1d5kzYn6xGmKuaQdL05leCKo4lrKciiBwNxXQDNMsqAGnG0/s1600/sb6.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJBbB46o1iLoIeCK1hL6Uk2YbYCNoEekdDiDPAS-fonHbRjUs9O5QWtTjHOLu4FKSl5h9H1sLCpA6kJRNDP7io-D9qYosY1d5kzYn6xGmKuaQdL05leCKo4lrKciiBwNxXQDNMsqAGnG0/s400/sb6.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998633054244530" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ4erP9tAP2nuuFjRx0upd-ERhw0dAmVVRQwkl24PvGc8McqzsbcEo_rkU_9zpEVW0r5VTy9v4c1DqsYjANYtq17sZ6xkzmAOkAMr8Omj20xRRFpRpmPc_NHg7Qm6xTWAMRd7plgvN56s/s1600/sb4.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 184px; height: 273px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ4erP9tAP2nuuFjRx0upd-ERhw0dAmVVRQwkl24PvGc8McqzsbcEo_rkU_9zpEVW0r5VTy9v4c1DqsYjANYtq17sZ6xkzmAOkAMr8Omj20xRRFpRpmPc_NHg7Qm6xTWAMRd7plgvN56s/s400/sb4.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998570393999266" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3ZKyxAHa9vHFViF-Ahk7ToCdC9QqxHvcq2JoHjbNcX4cv_by2cCBIXc8jZPtr7oONVUv_Izd4rCOpsofWqTxqeBE9FAw-ETo-mAoTxwAgRdkq1pvDdKQc_M3l_DkypQS67KgTZM1MkkY/s1600/sb5.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 170px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3ZKyxAHa9vHFViF-Ahk7ToCdC9QqxHvcq2JoHjbNcX4cv_by2cCBIXc8jZPtr7oONVUv_Izd4rCOpsofWqTxqeBE9FAw-ETo-mAoTxwAgRdkq1pvDdKQc_M3l_DkypQS67KgTZM1MkkY/s400/sb5.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998566102649410" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqyYZvvTfZJCyBsFvJ3UFAsQK2sJomMfw8KzHv_qlIWXyp8mN-WGTm5aB0n-TIAN7uwrpx3xy39TiehlS5eqz5mMo-MhH95O8JtCffBhmYO77h2KrszkhXtymmko1UZWcWSe3bkCgoEzA/s1600/sb3.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 189px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqyYZvvTfZJCyBsFvJ3UFAsQK2sJomMfw8KzHv_qlIWXyp8mN-WGTm5aB0n-TIAN7uwrpx3xy39TiehlS5eqz5mMo-MhH95O8JtCffBhmYO77h2KrszkhXtymmko1UZWcWSe3bkCgoEzA/s400/sb3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998560776284338" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmp47zFLAHY0UWUmkakQsQwbGhj6yfnIZAM8biq33B6HvO3Z_0pmp8ZKJ7yjHuRN8PuNKTJwNnlxSQHl4tibyfBATRRWOMiHkWOEfflDUXWxT7E_FBzJt7QHfirJMtx3-cLlYpjM9MkFo/s1600/sb2.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 172px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmp47zFLAHY0UWUmkakQsQwbGhj6yfnIZAM8biq33B6HvO3Z_0pmp8ZKJ7yjHuRN8PuNKTJwNnlxSQHl4tibyfBATRRWOMiHkWOEfflDUXWxT7E_FBzJt7QHfirJMtx3-cLlYpjM9MkFo/s400/sb2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998554835963330" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinCiT14E6E3zwVB-d6mqaDa8R_uSbUu-qcRsTkvkZabB_GTm1llxZvoK-PU9suzeqgTw0Wkz0P3MOWXWrAWL4ropKFHRodbgb3EDO0v_Cd1oMHldWTp3A9R6meaNhpwxw5v9njrUHiUpc/s1600/sb1.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 219px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinCiT14E6E3zwVB-d6mqaDa8R_uSbUu-qcRsTkvkZabB_GTm1llxZvoK-PU9suzeqgTw0Wkz0P3MOWXWrAWL4ropKFHRodbgb3EDO0v_Cd1oMHldWTp3A9R6meaNhpwxw5v9njrUHiUpc/s400/sb1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495998549902331442" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Or I guess I should say a LOT X-rated!<br /><br />For the record, <span style="font-style: italic;">Hicky-contest-havin BFF,</span> this does NOT mean they're cool for big kids. These are just something to be on the lookout for if you see a teen being sneaky with their Bandz.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-78581520843137263512010-04-26T07:51:00.000-07:002010-04-26T07:53:06.022-07:00wardrobe malfunction!: beyonceIt's been a <span style="font-style: italic;">long</span> time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.<br /><br />Today's victim: Beyonce.<br /><br />Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheMniioC4vKYFLBQkMnsvpiHDzbpYUVNJnyJSYP8o4Mz4PWZkwWUcQZbnwGgNHuCDClAVXKOHzUJE9KoMgU_04iDP1f3yMmnx6AGOhBDEsO4j5wh-RpLdAuRpy_oOMdO41pHHrqT2vI4fR/s1600/beyonce+baithing+suit2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheMniioC4vKYFLBQkMnsvpiHDzbpYUVNJnyJSYP8o4Mz4PWZkwWUcQZbnwGgNHuCDClAVXKOHzUJE9KoMgU_04iDP1f3yMmnx6AGOhBDEsO4j5wh-RpLdAuRpy_oOMdO41pHHrqT2vI4fR/s400/beyonce+baithing+suit2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464456999524585122" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0q4LnvjCmdTaZqwPkPtUmlb378V1i6fjWvYb25Tffjf2bScHteHBzE6yklsPHRn_n45psZOXoUp0-ph_m1IUFL3XNHWFVS4JZD52q1m6hKsGCbSouXVv6UfEjDg9P5JGdZCYCegzKOAz4/s1600/beyonce+bathing+suit.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 174px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0q4LnvjCmdTaZqwPkPtUmlb378V1i6fjWvYb25Tffjf2bScHteHBzE6yklsPHRn_n45psZOXoUp0-ph_m1IUFL3XNHWFVS4JZD52q1m6hKsGCbSouXVv6UfEjDg9P5JGdZCYCegzKOAz4/s400/beyonce+bathing+suit.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464456994362769042" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.<br /><br />That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.<br /><br />Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA3h621J0WymivFt66vKtvKt-HJ8izKccVGQLwv1I2A87n7M_h0zPLugQjldwl9tMO_OVMdrWwhw0F1PB4U0RpW6HiswKbdN6JWhrYNV2FkAHMo1O88Ye4lZMEnwC-iYtivCykN75ipt4L/s1600/beyonce+nip.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 251px; height: 343px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA3h621J0WymivFt66vKtvKt-HJ8izKccVGQLwv1I2A87n7M_h0zPLugQjldwl9tMO_OVMdrWwhw0F1PB4U0RpW6HiswKbdN6JWhrYNV2FkAHMo1O88Ye4lZMEnwC-iYtivCykN75ipt4L/s400/beyonce+nip.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5464459181833616162" border="0" /></a>Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for-<br /><br />You're welcome.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-85949531853636071722010-03-29T08:49:00.002-07:002010-03-29T09:51:01.611-07:00my x-rated weekendHere I am taking more of your time to talk about me... And I'm feeling less bad about it every time.<br /><br />My weekend was pretty interesting, to say the least, and I think I should tell you all about it.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2394/xratedweekend.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 180px;" src="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/2394/xratedweekend.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Why, you ask? Because I went to my first ever sex toy party.<br /><br />I must admit... I talk a lot of game. I can talk about sex all day, but when it comes to seeing all these crazy toys, gadgets, creams, whatever... My face was bright red all afternoon. [Or maybe that was the hangover... Who knows.]<br /><br />I'm not going to ease you into this. I'm going to show you the "heavy artillery" that our dildo lady brought to my fellow-stalker BFF's house....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPmVtr0myn3sPveHuH-YTCRIy43usONULc5y7B8R879i0AIgsJ_inHXDHmUtcM5FMjkwRywnQjxW158AdYfKq-UezsetFtjmHx2FSK0s8U_PtwEJXBf2rIdsqGAgXJN2WBG42XCJcncDPe/s1600/DSCN1161.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPmVtr0myn3sPveHuH-YTCRIy43usONULc5y7B8R879i0AIgsJ_inHXDHmUtcM5FMjkwRywnQjxW158AdYfKq-UezsetFtjmHx2FSK0s8U_PtwEJXBf2rIdsqGAgXJN2WBG42XCJcncDPe/s400/DSCN1161.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454088959201286594" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah... If I was never intimidated by a P before [or something that looks like it], I definitely was when these came out.<br /><br />I won't even get into the different gadgets... You can do that on your own. All I'm sayin' is- If I ever invest $100+ into one of these, I will make sure it takes care of all 3 types of orgasms that a woman can have:<br /><ul><li>G-spot</li><li>C-word</li><li>Vajay-jay</li></ul><br />[Other O fun facts: It's the best cure for a headache, and it burns 60-100 calories!]<br /><br />This party was hilarious and so hands on! As we sat there eating our dingaling brownies, we also tested out a bunch of creams...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1777/slumberparties.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 301px; height: 149px;" src="http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/1777/slumberparties.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><ul><li>Did you know they have something that can numb the back of your throat?! It's called <a href="http://slumberparties.com/Checkout/ProductDetail.aspx?ID=575" target="new">Heads Up</a>, and it's goal is to prevent gagging.<br /></li><li><a href="http://slumberparties.com/Checkout/ProductDetail.aspx?ID=127" target="new">Like A Virgin</a> makes it so even after you get jiggy with it 23948 times, you still feel like it's the first time!</li><li><a href="http://slumberparties.com/Checkout/ProductDetail.aspx?ID=578" target="new">X-scream</a> apparently takes us to the point of an O and keeps us there for <span style="font-style: italic;">hours</span>. Wowza.<br /></li></ul><br />There's seriously a million things that left me with my mouth open in amazement. [No pun intended.] There's a whole world of sex out there that I didn't know existed!<br /><br />I'm becoming speechless again. You'll have to <a href="http://slumberparties.com/Home.aspx">check everything out for yourself on the website</a> that our dildo lady represents. Be prepared to be amazed and want to spend a lot of money.<br /><br /><br />On another note, our night was just as hilarious. We brought out a brand new vibrator to a party at ODU and decided to have some fun... NOT with ourselves.<br /><br />Best idea ever= Putting a vibrator in your back pocket and dancing with guys. This is how it should go:<br /><blockquote>"Your phone is... Wait... What is... What the f is that?!"<br />"Oh, just my vibrator."<br />Pull it out to show them <span style="font-style: italic;">quickly</span>, then walk away.</blockquote><br />Priceless.<br /><br />Now I must go and.... Get some work done.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-53900117168831132792010-02-16T07:49:00.000-08:002010-02-16T08:12:34.896-08:00my first time on chat rouletteSo I've been on this new site called Chat Roulette a couple times, but I always blocked my screen and shuffled through the people to see what I could find.<br /><br />If you don't know what it is, it's a website that instantly connects you, via webcam, to people all over the world! You don't have to sign in or anything! You just go there, let your camera turn on, and talk to people! If you don't like them, you next them! [Just like the MTV show!]<br /><br />I've seen some pretty crazy things, mostly X-rated, when I shuffle through quickly. During the Snowpocalypse, I finally grabbed my cussaholic BFF to join in on the fun as we talked to a bunch of people. Here is the story of my first night on Chat Roulette:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9jagaX2eEan_4rPcD_IhIjuM3qCHLVHhqRe8oXx7Kg_f4LW30erhL5SCihcMoUAHUeT15sEAjFxwz7cugAh0R6Tfo_kEhy2pjjQvuroLdUltsUektQsHnNZQ7aiKcrgFeglnqCZ-POyDv/s1600-h/cr2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 308px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9jagaX2eEan_4rPcD_IhIjuM3qCHLVHhqRe8oXx7Kg_f4LW30erhL5SCihcMoUAHUeT15sEAjFxwz7cugAh0R6Tfo_kEhy2pjjQvuroLdUltsUektQsHnNZQ7aiKcrgFeglnqCZ-POyDv/s400/cr2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867024983427010" border="0" /></a><br /><br />As our first "stranger," I thought they were going to be pretty lame at first. Then they started asking to see some goodies. When I told my CBFF to show his, they insisted on mine. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrgwA9oNcOIMINK7cz-SIMv1jlzP6fKeXot4xCXLGBLt8hFMSX2LjgDokdzDX8qzB_OyNdpzX4-AWvnspcfXe2X-Qpu8YuGvcskylkh0HpCxmA4jtFU8fegeQeqyJ48BFO7aywt449cUHW/s1600-h/cr11.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrgwA9oNcOIMINK7cz-SIMv1jlzP6fKeXot4xCXLGBLt8hFMSX2LjgDokdzDX8qzB_OyNdpzX4-AWvnspcfXe2X-Qpu8YuGvcskylkh0HpCxmA4jtFU8fegeQeqyJ48BFO7aywt449cUHW/s400/cr11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438865539856173506" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjalNH-5EUU2hK9P9bQ8Gt_gxpFRl_EdZxA5fi1rZgNdfrmJz-0XRUXDm0HMD9KfMkX186tT-P7i0QrY8u4nGyYRl8ahLdJM4zqab_atRdV67A8kYbPHeUGw6syZDTVPSReIjEkaBtzhdlS/s1600-h/cr12.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjalNH-5EUU2hK9P9bQ8Gt_gxpFRl_EdZxA5fi1rZgNdfrmJz-0XRUXDm0HMD9KfMkX186tT-P7i0QrY8u4nGyYRl8ahLdJM4zqab_atRdV67A8kYbPHeUGw6syZDTVPSReIjEkaBtzhdlS/s400/cr12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438865549328456882" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This guy was absolutely my favorite of the night! Straight from JAPAN! He kept saying "konnichiwa" and putting his hands together and bowing. It was amazing. Then I got confused on what he was trying to say... <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgieg7H-sp71z9OZnANZaC4vAh_ZTQABafkvVTYiE8PskolysNio7CkniuTseavcadn5cTJ9h5Aheu3u5KThBi5Aq5rARuyRyOoo3LEYC1Hll6n_pGG5zIVVMGFZ710rde_JKv3XudTCRfc/s1600-h/cr10.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 279px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgieg7H-sp71z9OZnANZaC4vAh_ZTQABafkvVTYiE8PskolysNio7CkniuTseavcadn5cTJ9h5Aheu3u5KThBi5Aq5rARuyRyOoo3LEYC1Hll6n_pGG5zIVVMGFZ710rde_JKv3XudTCRfc/s400/cr10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438865532939070354" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This guy played a song for me! He also chugged a box of Franzia red wine on demand. I think we're online BFF soulmates.... Until he mentioned puking. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiASiS2X4oyhFLJkrPAe6ztAk9O9OO4Puqj1_UKJh943sraTMmv-h0-0k5qiYL6IqCHFDOc917b5B9eOAalhEB8XS6-1Ad8bZh6S5-SfE7b9Gm38VtBw6wz1os7rwRNSgUs4EV6iSlJ5Wqb/s1600-h/cr6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiASiS2X4oyhFLJkrPAe6ztAk9O9OO4Puqj1_UKJh943sraTMmv-h0-0k5qiYL6IqCHFDOc917b5B9eOAalhEB8XS6-1Ad8bZh6S5-SfE7b9Gm38VtBw6wz1os7rwRNSgUs4EV6iSlJ5Wqb/s400/cr6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867047826836802" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I was officially scared for my life. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4qJHI7eMUBqYvmZOIQUJWKGF-Q8UYcDujwKuN4ni4AuGcdfA7f8LR2yfEyInWJUhjIrUvljCEFWjE7aTFJ8Xc6VoeF52Ix5p0GoA4-R7J6BDndPNRj4W77Oi3fqE2lnKZaTKV_8NH9-bv/s1600-h/cr3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 247px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4qJHI7eMUBqYvmZOIQUJWKGF-Q8UYcDujwKuN4ni4AuGcdfA7f8LR2yfEyInWJUhjIrUvljCEFWjE7aTFJ8Xc6VoeF52Ix5p0GoA4-R7J6BDndPNRj4W77Oi3fqE2lnKZaTKV_8NH9-bv/s400/cr3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867027604625954" border="0" /></a><br /><br />He looked like he needed some friends. I tried to be his friend. I even tried to fist pump with him. He laughed at me. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXRI_aDvwKEZhPHea0KstbtkLrck_hkOO1ahu_YTaZ8nbLdAQI00RNrE9st4YSx2KxEBvm0M04b-PJWGq7SZphxelFSfqFHoWzE8_dX3Q8HBvyYDKLS2L5_TlS3yS4-VMB1uK91FXgf82a/s1600-h/cr9.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXRI_aDvwKEZhPHea0KstbtkLrck_hkOO1ahu_YTaZ8nbLdAQI00RNrE9st4YSx2KxEBvm0M04b-PJWGq7SZphxelFSfqFHoWzE8_dX3Q8HBvyYDKLS2L5_TlS3yS4-VMB1uK91FXgf82a/s400/cr9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867629365639490" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I let CBFF take over for a bit, and he finds a couple mooning him. I wonder who he's smiling at. [JK, dear.] That's all they did, though... <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAE7puPsw0T_iiQVdf-OOZqLs6yDmOa6VeUg4wo5fsX4NgY7O4CMNBE5SudmkXZHsa8TylyEaCRDopywxoLrj_Ov2UeLcrAb0qGAD7glFK7Ku-_OnxV-mbFdTvMt0PqXAOHEx6QfJM2MCP/s1600-h/cr8.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAE7puPsw0T_iiQVdf-OOZqLs6yDmOa6VeUg4wo5fsX4NgY7O4CMNBE5SudmkXZHsa8TylyEaCRDopywxoLrj_Ov2UeLcrAb0qGAD7glFK7Ku-_OnxV-mbFdTvMt0PqXAOHEx6QfJM2MCP/s400/cr8.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867616789371458" border="0" /></a><br /><br />As soon as we found him, he starting hitting his chest and acting like a gorilla. I'm a big fan of monkeys, but wow. Too much. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii3j7xhfMTnVL0dOZfxSWPX0wGG0XB0BB9Tf71kaMV1mxz13NWIel7Uxj4XIWCVOTpSl515KxOhigsoH2nMU1j29nwZqCG7cRthYTaztD2xFKlHDxXAmsJru5VQ602gLXJVEMixb9qJzdl/s1600-h/cr7.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 259px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEii3j7xhfMTnVL0dOZfxSWPX0wGG0XB0BB9Tf71kaMV1mxz13NWIel7Uxj4XIWCVOTpSl515KxOhigsoH2nMU1j29nwZqCG7cRthYTaztD2xFKlHDxXAmsJru5VQ602gLXJVEMixb9qJzdl/s400/cr7.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867605873004914" border="0" /></a><br /><br />As much as I love Christmas lights as jewelry, it's not Christmas anymore, homie. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next</span>!<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Now, our night didn't stop there. We found more people, and like I said, the X-rated nonsense. Lots of people diddling, sexing, etc. Since I know my readers love that kind of stuff, I'm posting it.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJkhcYD3h8uuoKbz7Z1N_0PcRoPD2iAwaJ2sBYxEwqPcca1Ovhg_hB9XFggz7a-mb__7ZhFZbXOdi-pM00c73LNUBmZUbbooJeAWi29V2ZcTJjakuOgUe55efHqdUUx-UyZScgan997wNP/s1600-h/cr5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJkhcYD3h8uuoKbz7Z1N_0PcRoPD2iAwaJ2sBYxEwqPcca1Ovhg_hB9XFggz7a-mb__7ZhFZbXOdi-pM00c73LNUBmZUbbooJeAWi29V2ZcTJjakuOgUe55efHqdUUx-UyZScgan997wNP/s400/cr5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867038502379410" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Why the h are they looking at the camera?! That's creepy. Stick to your job, girl. <span style="font-style: italic;">Next!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6oiX-kzYcE2JBKIUahaRKsijWxY2Z9B_E5UKCx7THhDodUouwgKUik1XmxHw1viQC8MBPIiRADj6_P4ap5sxYasrwQ6bNN7r7VgwKENfAgXeFxcMXde5RQChWgV5gKWU2ynP8XSEUjdoA/s1600-h/cr4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 272px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6oiX-kzYcE2JBKIUahaRKsijWxY2Z9B_E5UKCx7THhDodUouwgKUik1XmxHw1viQC8MBPIiRADj6_P4ap5sxYasrwQ6bNN7r7VgwKENfAgXeFxcMXde5RQChWgV5gKWU2ynP8XSEUjdoA/s400/cr4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438867029679076306" border="0" /></a><br /><br />This is just a picture, and I guess CBFF thought it was funny, but gross. Barf. In. My. Mouth. <span style="font-style: italic;">Done with the night! Exit! NOW!</span><br /></div><br />I can't wait to do this again! It was fun, I'm not going to lie! My only recommendation: Make sure you're hammered.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /></div> </div>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-60272283600919255212010-01-26T10:42:00.000-08:002010-01-26T10:46:35.791-08:00greg oden's junk is for the ladies' pleasureOh boy.<br /><br />It's been a long while since I've had a NSFW post for the ladies.. They're very few and far between, unfortunately.<br /><br />Welp... Ladies... Here ya go. NBA star Greg Oden's stuff is front row and center in a couple pictures that were leaked by some girl he probably cheated on. [When are people going to learn that A) you should never send nakey pictures, period. and B) if you're going to, you better treat that person right for life.]<br /><br />It's XXX rated so uh.... Yeah. Click here.<br /><br />[I still don't know how to talk after looking... Yikes.]<br /><br /><object height="374" width="448"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh1xfnQr8n1n9hmRI9"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="quality" value="high"> <embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh1xfnQr8n1n9hmRI9" quality="high" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="374" width="448"></embed> </object><br /><br />.....<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-58648452142785762042010-01-12T09:00:00.000-08:002010-01-12T09:14:04.349-08:00meet roxxxy: the sex robotApparently the good ol' Rabbit vibrator is a thing of the past. Handcuffs: So yesterday.<br /><br />Nowadays we're looking for full-on sexual partners that aren't real.<br /><br />The best one out there: <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/10/roxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo_n_417976.html" target="new">Roxxxy</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizx8yytQ47fHgMLHjeaEFYNEFm48M92FROKxgygSvW9ItD1lC0I-eC17HlFd3ZrxrFoetXrgLMDsEq0ReOePe8WFqu2HoMglsjc0_m4ZwZozSDZT56hlQ0FZZo93Ekik2Jwo63y9BkrJtG/s1600-h/roxxxy1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizx8yytQ47fHgMLHjeaEFYNEFm48M92FROKxgygSvW9ItD1lC0I-eC17HlFd3ZrxrFoetXrgLMDsEq0ReOePe8WFqu2HoMglsjc0_m4ZwZozSDZT56hlQ0FZZo93Ekik2Jwo63y9BkrJtG/s400/roxxxy1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425901979535231330" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />You can watch the video below [which is definitely a little awkward], but basically this... mmm... thing.... does anything you would want a girlfriend to do [besides stay in the kitchen]. She has sex with you, talks to you, talks dirty if you want her to, and stays by your side. Plus, she's totally down for anything.<br /><br />Seriously. She has sensors all over her body that help her react to your touch, she has orgasms, and 3 different personalities that you can choose from: Prude, normal, and sex kitten.<br /><br />Did I mention she'll even learn your name?!<br /><br />I'm assuming she'd even be down for some girl-on-girl, if you're into that sorta thing...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYNvaZdNOkfxiHGzUhvQ66E66-zpdjzQWT6dVHujLyHD8YXQJdnH-y3t1zRY1hF-4JqdzCzYkVeBqWhyphenhyphenSlyd3AXzdKrJHI5CNP0TSr3yGg_8KFjt66Cyb8WLD65bE92cbyFDLMtmQtpzy6/s1600-h/roxxxy4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYNvaZdNOkfxiHGzUhvQ66E66-zpdjzQWT6dVHujLyHD8YXQJdnH-y3t1zRY1hF-4JqdzCzYkVeBqWhyphenhyphenSlyd3AXzdKrJHI5CNP0TSr3yGg_8KFjt66Cyb8WLD65bE92cbyFDLMtmQtpzy6/s400/roxxxy4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425901992891105666" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmG7QvNbMwyVzexxwGOjABkcbjdhSznp4CbBEFD9oVqcAyal_yplwI7JQIgDvfgs96ekKXmcbXbGZ5OpStGofRAGVYr7eVQmIxO0nNEBmBkfss44ffED2r0Ghz00rNpLb9Sxm_lLycSOq9/s1600-h/roxxxy2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmG7QvNbMwyVzexxwGOjABkcbjdhSznp4CbBEFD9oVqcAyal_yplwI7JQIgDvfgs96ekKXmcbXbGZ5OpStGofRAGVYr7eVQmIxO0nNEBmBkfss44ffED2r0Ghz00rNpLb9Sxm_lLycSOq9/s400/roxxxy2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425901982928350050" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />I'll be honest- I think it's pretty incredible that someone can really create such a thing. Can a sex robot really get any better?! [Well, there's always room for improvement... But I'd start with her looks. She's totally creepy.]<br /><br />I wonder if they'll start doing all sorts of robot porn now... That'd be totally awkward.<br /><br />Anyway... For all you sex-fiends and creeps out there, save up your money. She's obviously not a cheap hooker. 7,000$ is what you'll have to dish out for your ultimate, <a href="http://www.truecompanion.com/" target="new">True Companion</a>.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU8ES9QNeVdF6MLTJpX5UmDRAG9HeGOwkAD_7V7pFfHKH2KJf3uQNqoKzem0lUfgSgPpRcClZE7w6Qm5NbhIpV_Vz2fmAlrZaePdmbWYIIpNVSlfJQ-As3-y3nf3m2pWFCbEKYyhbgNlgq/s1600-h/truecompanion.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU8ES9QNeVdF6MLTJpX5UmDRAG9HeGOwkAD_7V7pFfHKH2KJf3uQNqoKzem0lUfgSgPpRcClZE7w6Qm5NbhIpV_Vz2fmAlrZaePdmbWYIIpNVSlfJQ-As3-y3nf3m2pWFCbEKYyhbgNlgq/s400/truecompanion.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425901997251150642" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7NhBEx6Ank&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i7NhBEx6Ank&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /><br />PS: This creator obviously hearts her. He clearly has a little somethin' somethin' pokin' down there. I'm sure the sexual tension is just rising the whole time he's presenting her.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg-VBgFuGrdHLzod0wxi4h9R1iEokF9DiFEpzGpTiW1r6IDPddBBEd-myaF9WDS5SwkYbeGqga6JeyRDHJv_pXLwNDbBI6JbalAIMahtL_briqAZx71SiuobdohYbjs4mvojlkzRJdetS-/s1600-h/roxxxy3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 288px; height: 209px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg-VBgFuGrdHLzod0wxi4h9R1iEokF9DiFEpzGpTiW1r6IDPddBBEd-myaF9WDS5SwkYbeGqga6JeyRDHJv_pXLwNDbBI6JbalAIMahtL_briqAZx71SiuobdohYbjs4mvojlkzRJdetS-/s400/roxxxy3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425901988193023762" border="0" /></a><br /></div>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-60870615613763609112009-11-20T11:07:00.000-08:002009-11-20T11:20:42.509-08:00watch: animals do it tooI recently found <a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-25-funnier-ways-to-say-masturbate/">this website</a> that has a bunch of different ways to describe "self-love," and I plan on using plenty of them in this post.<br /><br />You see, animals are really just like us in many ways. They too like to <a href="http://loveelizabethanyy.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-is-awkward.html">prime the pump</a>, buff the muff, and <a href="http://loveelizabethanyy.blogspot.com/2009/01/animals-do-dirty.html">take the flute to band camp</a>.<br /><br />Sometimes they try to use other subjects, but some also figure out how to travel outside of New Jersey and self-serve.<br /><br />Take this gorilla for example. He's found a toy of sorts in his new toad friend.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bwegzhXAqaQ&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bwegzhXAqaQ&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Or, they can really rely on the act of flying solo like this dog:<br /><br /><object width="440" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/660_1258567727"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/660_1258567727" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="440" height="370"></embed></object><br /><br />I mean, is there really any difference between human and animal these days?! I'm just not sure...<br /><br /><br />Okay.. Time to snap back into it.<br /><br />That gorilla needs to chill out before he gets arrested for rape.<br /><br />The dog's owners need to leave him alone and let him do his thing! He's clearly sitting comfortably on the couch, watching TV, all by himself. Does he interrupt you when you're doing that?! [He probably does, huh? He doesn't know any better, though!]<br /><br />Oh man. This is crazy, hilarious, gross, and disturbing all in one. It's what I call a fantastic share.<br /><br />Do your thing, animals... Do your thing.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-9005011897283935202009-11-17T08:57:00.000-08:002009-11-17T09:05:39.355-08:00christmas gift ideas: part oneMy family won't stop bugging me for a Christmas list. I don't have anything specific that I want, so I just keep telling them to check my blog for nifty things.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyE0KqnuX8xQCTD9qQAx73h5b5NyzKOIdLhvwbljK2pLeZ7Y0cNLLo4nbA3RmnLt80OR8w-byPXDBeUWetSTC9u7pHMLbsRBuEziGqQiodn9EzK32SQP5-DEv44NoMEwS2qnuNNHBpO8oL/s1600/38.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 155px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyE0KqnuX8xQCTD9qQAx73h5b5NyzKOIdLhvwbljK2pLeZ7Y0cNLLo4nbA3RmnLt80OR8w-byPXDBeUWetSTC9u7pHMLbsRBuEziGqQiodn9EzK32SQP5-DEv44NoMEwS2qnuNNHBpO8oL/s400/38.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405118982133601874" border="0" /></a>Now I'm thinking that other people may need gift ideas for themselves, boyfriends, girlfriends, family members, etc, and I can be a huge help! There's only 38 days to go, after all!<br /><br />So I'm scouring all over the Internet [I love saying that] looking for the nifty-est things to throw under the Christmas tree.<br /><br />Today I'm looking at items on <a href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/">one specific website</a>, which isn't in the US so for some of them, you may need a currency translation, but that doesn't mean it's not worth it.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Hilarous-Sculpta-Sutra-Kit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Hilarous-Sculpta-Sutra-Kit.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=631">The Sculpta Sutra Kit</a><br />You don't have to try out every position on your own... You can sculpt it out first to see if it'll really work!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Boxing-Grannie-set.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Boxing-Grannie-set.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=705">Boxing Grannies</a><br />Forget the Rock 'Em Sock 'Ems, these grannies make it even funnier! It's a shame they don't have mud wrestling hotties, huh?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/blank-recordable-Vinyl-style-CD.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/blank-recordable-Vinyl-style-CD.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://shopper.cnet.com/blank-cd-media/verbatim-25-pack-16x/4014-3221_9-21258416.html?tag=mncol;lst">Vinyl-Style Recordable CDs</a><br />Sometimes it's fun to go back in time but still have things that will work and play music.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/maggie-thatcher-novelty-nutcracker.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/maggie-thatcher-novelty-nutcracker.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=18">Maggie Thatcher Nutcracker</a><br />Must there be an explanation for this gem?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/sex-toy-book.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/sex-toy-book.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Make-Your-Own-Toys-Yourself/dp/0811855813">Make Your Own Sex Toy Book</a><br />Stop it. This can't be real... But it is! And everyone wants it now.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Microphone-Wet-Proof-Shower-Radio.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Microphone-Wet-Proof-Shower-Radio.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/American-Idol-Microphone-Shower-Radio/dp/B000ECPDLA">Shower Radio/Microphone</a><br />Who doesn't sing in the shower?! Now you can have your own little karaoke machine with you every morning when you enter your own world.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Clone-your-own-Chocolate-Willy-Kit.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 199px; height: 199px;" src="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/images/Clone-your-own-Chocolate-Willy-Kit.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.therandomshop.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=854">Chocolate Clone-a-Willy Kit</a><br />This would be both great and not so great for you and your partner. Ladies, you get to eat the chocolate [and I guess practice your skills?] while your guy watches you and probably loves it. The downside: it won't keep it's shape forever, you may not want to see every detail, and he's going to want you to just do the real thing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/35626_2_468.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://www.trendhunter.com/images/phpthumbnails/35626_2_468.jpeg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.trendhunter.com/link/naughty-speakerphones-iboobs-fuse-female-comforting-and-melodic-relaxation">iBoob Pillow</a><br />A two-in-one greatness: A pillow shaped as boobs for you to... Well, whatever you want... That doubles as speakers for your iPod.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Pretty great. Prett-tyyyy great.<br /><br />Let the countdown continue, and your list grow!!<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-37900467145608564782009-11-10T12:37:00.000-08:002009-11-10T12:42:59.563-08:00eva mendes is showin' some skinThere's somethin' about Eva Mendes that is hott, but in your not-so-typical way.<br /><br />Anyway, that's a known fact. This week has been quite the skin-bearing week for her and it's only just begun!<br /><br />It started with her racy Calvin Klein billboard in New York.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvs81s9TSde01RBQvTWUfbj46imA3UVSMR6JksOXQY8vHLc3DrGInesI64OxHG5siw9b_wqoM-XM7T0c_5zsrmUzc8JtQCB8SCT7UHlw7jbrRFqsTd_u8tSU6sQgaDxeOWgNVIc1XD0Lk/s1600-h/eva1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvs81s9TSde01RBQvTWUfbj46imA3UVSMR6JksOXQY8vHLc3DrGInesI64OxHG5siw9b_wqoM-XM7T0c_5zsrmUzc8JtQCB8SCT7UHlw7jbrRFqsTd_u8tSU6sQgaDxeOWgNVIc1XD0Lk/s400/eva1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402576273316233458" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br />Apparently parents are going nuts over it saying it's inappropriate, and even officials are stepping in saying it's causing traffic jams and hazards and needs to be taken down right away.<br /><br />So she's a little sweaty, grabbing a guy's underwear, spreading her legs, and wearing lace lingerie... So whattt?! It can't be <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> distracting.... Right?!<br /><br />She also got caught letting a little <span style="font-style: italic;">somethin'somethin'</span> slip out.<br /><br />You should know what I mean, and understand why you're going to need to click the picture below to see what happened when she turned just a little too much.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDFg5izhsrtNLO1Vf5LaRfQiyBceZisxR2ZP48lZsnJsMVSL7Db9Jl9anLzXdOMGB3qTMxQjEWbTHpUuydBngrXAgkDu7f4IPJD8GfyMGc57Eto-ecALdAqKWciBmR-lLT-Bu9gjpPs4Q/s1600-h/eva2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 164px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDFg5izhsrtNLO1Vf5LaRfQiyBceZisxR2ZP48lZsnJsMVSL7Db9Jl9anLzXdOMGB3qTMxQjEWbTHpUuydBngrXAgkDu7f4IPJD8GfyMGc57Eto-ecALdAqKWciBmR-lLT-Bu9gjpPs4Q/s400/eva2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402576278312071202" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic6DmOHdJV08GMS8qMc7Xcq0-uXZJ4rF9rIyKrfGgNPtBcoMtGFGG5x0lEDc77i7r4-8zYNmYql9C6zOycDEx_Ci-dP1zQM05u-NhekwUvL_f_LZOf-U_f_WD18nIe6UVij28_noVVPI2d/s1600-h/eva3.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 236px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic6DmOHdJV08GMS8qMc7Xcq0-uXZJ4rF9rIyKrfGgNPtBcoMtGFGG5x0lEDc77i7r4-8zYNmYql9C6zOycDEx_Ci-dP1zQM05u-NhekwUvL_f_LZOf-U_f_WD18nIe6UVij28_noVVPI2d/s400/eva3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402577112454118882" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis1vSLKjhuwETEMGU4QL0pRwnRcoAacey8uKYajJEvvzoaOQgOa1n4CVb-YSN8TQgmViFXTh9i8adUSwoa386JvIbLYNvevVVu9Ao5cf9EEfqI2M1GQXdb5TjuxS5iqoeP9MZVqcfB84pW/s1600-h/eva4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 349px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis1vSLKjhuwETEMGU4QL0pRwnRcoAacey8uKYajJEvvzoaOQgOa1n4CVb-YSN8TQgmViFXTh9i8adUSwoa386JvIbLYNvevVVu9Ao5cf9EEfqI2M1GQXdb5TjuxS5iqoeP9MZVqcfB84pW/s400/eva4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402577113092686114" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Woah, chica!!! You got somethin' showin'!! Watch out! People might zoom in on it!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkxyKSF3vb9zaEYh7p9qXOy7iKvmJq3u7x0JrS3Mej0uc3-vJBrklSrqleG7t-KK3xocAgHysQJmmUCGH8163bEL2BeejpXqD60iH5w64j59KrV3cDA6RQjo_yaFB0agGcn3zDKvOMVDF2/s1600-h/eva5.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkxyKSF3vb9zaEYh7p9qXOy7iKvmJq3u7x0JrS3Mej0uc3-vJBrklSrqleG7t-KK3xocAgHysQJmmUCGH8163bEL2BeejpXqD60iH5w64j59KrV3cDA6RQjo_yaFB0agGcn3zDKvOMVDF2/s400/eva5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402577114813273026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">She literally looks like she just hopped up out of her boyfriend's bed, threw on his shirt, forgot to button it all the way up, and hit the carpet before she could brush her hair.<br /><br />Her nipple also looks kind of awkward to me... Does anyone agree?<br /><br />Nonetheless... It's a nip slip... And I know how much you guys love a good nip slip!<br /><br />You're welcome, and I'm sorry.. It's been a while.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethany<br /></div></div>elizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-23635385441003952042009-11-06T09:36:00.000-08:002009-11-06T09:37:20.619-08:00watch: a very whimsical weinerDuh: Other countries have way more X-rated commercials, TV shows, etc.<br /><br />I never expected to see anything like this video I am about to show you exist period, let alone broadcast on television.<br /><br />I think it's a little much for this here main page, so click here to see it and be prepared to have your jaw drop. [Hmmm... That could be taken... nevermind.]<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7vg8AYVCMQ&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P7vg8AYVCMQ&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Did you not expect it to be somewhat of a kids' instructional video at first?! I totally did. I thought he'd dance around or something. <br /><br />Then... Woah. I.... Ummm.... I really don't know what to say. Wow. Just... Wow.<br /><br />And just in case you were wondering... It's from Belgium. <br /><br />Wow. <br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8266627698986215394.post-6100179209456647062009-09-01T15:35:00.000-07:002009-09-01T15:59:14.011-07:00you can't hide a man's happinessThese videos are going to make you giggle, I don't care what you say.<br /><br />This first one is a man who was on Britain's The X Factor. Let's just say... Uhh... Everyone was looking at the same thing.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz42P_rprRcxVBJbtBLKQMwD459-T5uzMxHF2CpmkpBnSc-Gd16UsynmRpldjcbLLLUKF6OTpmW8HUmREcuPQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br /><br />How. Hilarious. Is that really his junk, though?! It looks like he stuffed an entire Beanie Baby or something down there!! There's NO way he didn't know about that... Right?! It <span style="font-style: italic;">had</span> to have been planned... Correct?!<br /><br />Can you imagine being his daughters? Holy wow I think I'd run very very far and very fast.<br /><br />No matter what, though... The judges said the most perfect things they could have said. Simon Cowell et. all- You are funny.<br /><br />There's another video that will make you giggle, but it's a little too inappropriate for this here main page. All I will say is it involves animals and you're probably going to watch it.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FKDp7H8XGVk&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FKDp7H8XGVk&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Seriously, it's totally okay that you just watched it. BAHAHA And it's okay that you laughed! How <span style="font-style: italic;">awkward</span> right?!? Poor guy is trying to perform under pressure and just can't do it!<br /><br />And uh... Who ever said hung like a horse? I think this rhino has a horse beat.... Just sayin'.<br /><br />love,<br />elizabethanyelizabethanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00871449724506937929noreply@blogger.com0