Monday, October 11, 2010

on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w

Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.

She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..

Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.

Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]

I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!


Tuesday, October 5, 2010

courtney love is still a hott mess

In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.

She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....

And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.

Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.

Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.


Monday, October 4, 2010

i spy: sluts on the dance floor

I've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.

At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.

Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.

...Which I guess is also what they probably want.

Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.

When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!

And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.

Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.