Thursday, January 8, 2009

animals do the dirty

**If you're under the age of 18, you might as well skip to the next post to read.. This one is too graphic for you. :-P**

I'm sure everyone has seen the common dog-humping-a-stuffed-animal video.. But this one is way more crazy, graphic, whatever you want to call it.

This little monkey you're about to see is apparently a little sexually frustrated. And by a little, I mean REALLY REALLY frustrated.

He found himself a little goat and he is NOT taking no for an answer.



OH-EM-GEE!!!! That really just happened.

This little monkey is a rapist! He starts humping him from the back, and when that doesn't work, he literally pushed his head down there!!! :-O And he's MOUNTING him! Literally, getting up on the goat's hind legs.

[I'm not even going to comment on his.. uh.. ish.. poking out...]

He's all pullin on him [I wonder if the goat is a he or a she.. Hmmm..?] and then grabs his head and kisses him[or her] like "Oh baby it's okay I loveee youuuu..." Then sees the camera, and keeps going at it!

What a SLUT monkey! If I ever have one, he will NOT act like this!

And seriously, Mr. Smut, what kind of babies do you think you would have after this?! Freakin' WEIRD ones! It wouldn't be okay. So please try to refrain from such activities in the future. Plus, you're scaring the kids.

love,
elizabethany

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