Monday, July 27, 2009

hotties of the week

First of all, I am very sorry for the slowing down on posting lately. As you know, I've gotten pretty involved with the Real World being in DC. [I even have a blog on Metromix now so make sure you check it out!!] HOWEVER! I don't want to slow this down and I promise I am trying to get this back to normal speed. Just bear with me while I get settled in this new wild, crazy, exciting, unpredictable, new life of mine... Please? Thanks. Love you.


Moving right along...

Because I'm a bit slow [Hold up... I mean behind...] there have been some hottie sightings that I have not been able to post, so here we go:

Did you see Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance last week?! All of the sudden this little sex kitten comes out of Mrs. Cruise and she took over the stage!





Now, I don't know if I'd call her the best singer/dancer out there, but WOW! Where did she come from!? It was like seeing little Joey Potter all grown up and sassy! I don't see Mama Holmes in this at all!

Welcome to the MILF life, Katie! Keep it up! No more being boring!


Two ladies were spotted in bikinis! [Well, a lot more than that, obviously... It's summertime!] One- Hott but annoying. The other- Iffy on all accounts.

Miss Tara Reid... I just can't decide if you're hott or hideous:



As for annoying... I present to you Bikini Girl. [AKA Katrina Darrell but who cares what her real name is, right?]




I think I'm mad that she's annoying mainly because she does have a rockin' body, but not that great of a face, so she should have a good personality. Instead, I find her obnoxious while she hams it up for the paparazzi that was following her for some reason. Ugh.


I'm going to get a little more raunchy as we move on here.. Next up: Gisele Bundchen's ads for what I think are her waterproof-like sandals.




Okay so it's obviously uber Photoshop'd, but it's freakin' awesome! Clever, too! They better not pull them from anywhere because of nudity or something.


As for the final chica up for the new "Hottie of the Week" Award, you're going to have to click here... But only if you're old enough to handle it. One word: Boobies.

Her name is Miranda Kerr, and she was simply partaking in a topless photoshoot.




One of these days I'll have a body like these girls. ...Right?!

You're welcome boys! Now vote.



I'm not telling my answer this time! Guess!

love,
elizabethany

Friday, July 3, 2009

say nahnah to gaga's tatas

Lady Gaga: You are weird. I'm pretty sure you're okay with it, though. It's probably all a part of your plan.

This plan of hers was not a good one, I don't think. It wasn't only weird, it was something none of us would really like to see. [Well, certainly not me anyways.]

If you're a big kid and can handle some tatas, click the pic.





Yeah... I don't care what anyone says, thinks, believes, or sees in their imagination, this is NOT a good look.

Fail, Lady Gaga. Epic FAIL.

love,
elizabethany