Friday, December 26, 2008

we're not used to this kind of campaign

Ever heard the myth that the United States is ultra-prude? That the rest of the world partakes in a LOT more nudity and sexual activity than this country, and that it's just a "normal" thing to them!?

Well, this story might prove that statement.

A group of students at the Polytechnic University of Turin [in Italy] were running for their student body government or whatever, and had a whole campaign pretty much based on sex.

And when I say pretty much, I mean the main statement and reason they gave to prove they'd be the best, was about sex.

They said they wanted to get bigger dorms for students because that way it would be easier for everyone to be naughty and have a little bit of privacy.

If you're 18 or older, click here to see the hilarious, and brilliant campaign poster.


It's two college kids in the middle, err, doin' their thing, if you will.. With their parents on the outer sides. The words say "Some people think university students don't need their own space. We disagree."

So good! And so funny! AND so true!!

It's a shame people can't get away with this around here. I mean, I even have to put a picture of the poster on a separate page! We ARE prude. Dang.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, December 22, 2008

man, she's hott

Okay, okay.. I haven't always shown you the hottest stars showing off their goodies, but today, I finally am.

She's definitely been ALL OVER the celebrity news these days, and I'm sure these pictures will really send everyone into a tizzy.

Alright, since I know you can't wait any longer, here she is:

Guess who! Can you figure it out? Maybe this will help:


No, that probably doesn't help at all. Okay, one more hint:


Hmmm, if you haven't figured it out yet, it's the ever so intriguing AMY WINEHOUSE!!!

I know, I'm sorry. If you barfed in your mouth a little bit, I take full blame for that. Please, just don't spew at me.

But honestly, how many people thought her body would be a lot more gross? I did. Not that it's exactly the kind of body that makes you want to jump her bones, but it's not TERRIBLE, either! The only fat she's got is on her tumtum!

Well, okay, maybe that's the drugs' fault..?

You surprised me, Amy!! And I think I may have surprised everyone else.

love,
elizabethany

Sunday, November 30, 2008

as if we haven't seen em

If you've ever seen Sex In The City, this post is quite possibly pointless to you.

That is, unless, you like Kim Cattrall's naked body.

She recently posed nude in order to recreate a painting by some famous artist Titian.. They hope it's going to keep interest in the painting, so it stays on display in Britain.



For 53 years old, she looks good, I guess. And it's not like this is something we've never seen before. Meh, oh well.

Nice "remake"....................

love,
elizabethany

Monday, November 24, 2008

i spy pee pee

I got somethin' for my ladies.. My ladies that like English men, especially.

Some paparazzo snatched a clip of Prince William's goodies!

Well, most of them. He was taking a leak by a fence and wasn't as covered as he thought. Woopsies.



Okay, so it's not any type of flattering picture, but it's the fact that it's real that counts, right?!

Fellas, you gotta look EVERYWHERE before this happens! I'm just trying to help you out.

Apparently you had to learn it the hard way, Prince! No good.

love,
elizabethany

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

nookage

Nookage; n.

1. Nonsense, action that has little or no meaning or sense.
2. impudent, insubordinate, or otherwise objectionable behavior
3. anything of trifling importance or of little or no use
4. something absurd or fatuous
5. conduct, action, etc., that is senseless, foolish, or absurd

Thursday, November 13, 2008

all grown up

It's official. "Lil" Bow Wow, is no longer little.

Yea, he removed the "Lil" part a while ago, but who could look past it?! Well, apparently the people who cast "Entourage" can.

He's in this week's episode.. doing a sex scene!!

If, AND ONLY IF, you are over the age of 18, you can check it out here.






SO Entourage-esque, right?!

I miss that show... Why can't HBO be free?! Ugh.

Mommy, WOW! He's a big kid now!

love,
elizabethany

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