Thursday, January 29, 2009

get it on!

Oh... My... Goodness.

Forget any Trojan condom commercial you have ever seen. I don't care how good it is. Honestly, you probably can't remember one specifically at this point anyways.

But, I bet you'll remember this! It's a... Umm... "Cute" little commercial from Durex. And, you might want to be careful about who you watch it around. It's rather inappropriate, as you might imagine from a condom commercial.

And because of the inappropriateness of the still shot YouTube has picked, you're going to have to click here if you want to watch the raunchiness.

Seriously. Oh-em-gee. I... I'm speechless! And blushing!

I mean, obviously this is a banned commercial, and won't be aired on TV.. But we have the INTERNET nowadays! You don't have to have a commercial on TV if it's good! Look at how many people are going to check this out now.. Pretty much free of cost!

And for those of you who are lovin' it and want to check out more hilarity, you could always check out the outtakes.

That's amazing. Seriously. Whoever came up with the concept needs a raise.. AND a bonus. So hook it up for me.. Kthanks.


PS Thanks to Jarrell of Disgustingly Fresh Clothing for showing this to me ;)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

a whole lot of nekked-ness

Oh boy! Two ladies of the Pop world are exposing a little more than a nip-slip on the internet.

First, I present to you, Miss I Kissed A Girl. AKA Katy Perry. Somehow this picture leaked out to the internet. Oh no.

Now, actually, I gotta confess something. There's a lot of people saying this might not actually be her, but really.. *GASP* an impersonator!!

And, I know, super lame that there's hearts on her goodies, but oh well. You get the gist of it.

What do you think tho? Katy or not?! Honestly, I don't think it's the ex-Christian singer.. But I won't make any decisions for you.

As for the other person exposing all.. Well, it's nothing recent, but a picture, showing literally EVERYTHING, is being auctioned off for a couple thousand dollars.

Who is it? Madonna. What's it from? Playboy. Back in 1979.

They say she got just 25$ for the shoot, because no one knew how iconic she was going to become! Whattt. That's NOTHING.

However, I can't stand to look at the picture. Seriously, it's, ew. But, if you haven't ever seen it, you can check it out here. Just prepare yourself!

And if that's your kinda thing, well, more power to ya I guess. Yuck. That's a forest right there.


Thursday, January 15, 2009

little bit of slippage

Uh ohhh!

One of our favorite reality stars had a little mishap at the beach recently..

I guess when you go to the beach in a string bikini, the whole having a microphone attached to you might cause some problems.

It's WHITNEY PORT of The Hills/The City!!

And when she was on the beach with her BF Jay, the microphone caused her nip to slip.

Take a peek:

And yes, for all you pervs, you can click them to make them bigger.

Anyways, Wow. She's really just exposing herself like it's no big thing. And crack is wack!

The wires on her boob definitely threw me off for a second, but I guess they're just for her mic, which is probably why it was uncomfortable and the reason she was playing with it in the first place.

That sucks... I would not want that ish on me all the time! More power to ya, Whitney! Just, uh, watch yourself. The pap's are ALWAYS around. But I'm sure guys aren't complaining.


Thursday, January 8, 2009

animals do the dirty

**If you're under the age of 18, you might as well skip to the next post to read.. This one is too graphic for you. :-P**

I'm sure everyone has seen the common dog-humping-a-stuffed-animal video.. But this one is way more crazy, graphic, whatever you want to call it.

This little monkey you're about to see is apparently a little sexually frustrated. And by a little, I mean REALLY REALLY frustrated.

He found himself a little goat and he is NOT taking no for an answer.

OH-EM-GEE!!!! That really just happened.

This little monkey is a rapist! He starts humping him from the back, and when that doesn't work, he literally pushed his head down there!!! :-O And he's MOUNTING him! Literally, getting up on the goat's hind legs.

[I'm not even going to comment on his.. uh.. ish.. poking out...]

He's all pullin on him [I wonder if the goat is a he or a she.. Hmmm..?] and then grabs his head and kisses him[or her] like "Oh baby it's okay I loveee youuuu..." Then sees the camera, and keeps going at it!

What a SLUT monkey! If I ever have one, he will NOT act like this!

And seriously, Mr. Smut, what kind of babies do you think you would have after this?! Freakin' WEIRD ones! It wouldn't be okay. So please try to refrain from such activities in the future. Plus, you're scaring the kids.