Oh boy. Two weeks ago everyone was saying that Lady Gaga had a dingoling, and now it appears that Naomi Campbell might have one too.
Here she is dancing on some stage or VIP section, wearing no undies, with plenty of cameras below. [Hey.. Idiot... Just because you're not doing much with your life now doesn't mean the papz aren't out to get ya!]
I mean... It looks very suspicious... But it might just be a case of Indesperateneedoflotion syndrome or something.
Actually.. No matter what is going on in there, that's definitely an issue she needs to take care of. Nasty.
Get control of your goodies, girlfriend. Whatever those goodies may be.