I got somethin' for my ladies.. My ladies that like English men, especially.
Some paparazzo snatched a clip of Prince William's goodies!
Well, most of them. He was taking a leak by a fence and wasn't as covered as he thought. Woopsies.
Okay, so it's not any type of flattering picture, but it's the fact that it's real that counts, right?!
Fellas, you gotta look EVERYWHERE before this happens! I'm just trying to help you out.
Apparently you had to learn it the hard way, Prince! No good.