Monday, October 4, 2010

i spy: sluts on the dance floor

I've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.

At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.

Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.

...Which I guess is also what they probably want.

Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.

When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!

And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.

Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.


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