creeper-model

Growing up, I think Cindy Crawford was the only name that I knew to associate with "supermodel." Now that I'm older and know more about all this stuff, I rarely hear anything good about her, but I guess that's because she got older too, huh?

Well, she's featured on Allure Magazine for the month of April, and the pictures are, well, different, if you will.

For some reason, someone thought a robot brushing her teeth, ripping a loaf of bread, and hanging from her ponytail would be good looks for the girl with one of the most famous birthmarks.




I don't get it. What is attractive about these pictures? And what the funk are they supposed to be representing/portraying?! I'm no photography genius, but I'm not sure there's a "genius" behind these, either.

And if those weren't enough to lure people in, they decided to do the typical covered in shaving cream-ish picture. [Click the pic to see the not-so-G-rated version.]


Maybe there's more to find out within the article, but I'm officially creeped out, and I'm hoping that's NOT what they were going for.

love,
elizabethany

this is awkward

Hmmm... I'm just not sure what to say about this. I'm speechless, and I haven't even shown you, or told you, anything about this video.

I guess all I can say is that a tortoise is very confused, and you should probably be 18 to watch the video.



I really wasn't sure if this was real at first, but it is! The little guy really thinks this boot is going to help him out a little.

Also, he's a noisy fella, eh?! Dang. Get a room!!

So disturbing, but so funny at the same time.

love,
elizabethany

nothin' we haven't seen

Another girl is showing her goods, but it's also something we've seen before.

Miss Pam Anderson had a little bit of a slip while on the runway at a fashion show this weekend.. And all she did was laugh it off.

If you're old enough to handle it, here ya go.


Uhhh... I'm pretty sure if my nipple looked anything like that, I wouldn't be smiling about it popping out.

Is that really how it looks? That's awkwardly shaped. I guess it's probably all thanks to the surgery though, eh?!

Meh, it's been a while since you've gotten a nip-slip, so here ya go. ;)

love,
elizabethany

meet the new hooker girlfriend

Within the past week, Kanye has been said to be in a relationship with Amber Rose, who people tease for having the same haircut as him, and also posed basically naked for Smooth magazine.

She's a model, and every time people have found him lately, they've found her right there, holding his hand.

Here's a nice picture of the couple:


And then, if you want to see ALL of her... You could always click here.






It's weird. Kanye's actually SMILING in a good majority of these pictures. And here I thought he hated the paparazzi.. Hmm... Maybe this girl will be a camera's life saver.

Very interesting couple, though. I'm not sure how I feel about them. Hmmm...

love,
elizabethany