MORE scandal!

Okay, people are clearly still very sexually charged after Valentine's Day. This week has been so scandalous I feel!

Now, I have even MORE for you!

A HOTT pop star had a bit of a nip slip.

Wait. I lied. A HUGE nip slip. As in huge aureola.

It's the Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger!


I know it looks a little fake.. So if you don't believe me, watch the video. Look very carefully around 2:25...





Also, a hott actress was found down on her knees, if you get what I'm sayin'!


That's supposedly Jessica Biel. And no, it's not really a peepee. It's just a sausage. But it's still pretty hilarious.


If THAT'S not enough to get your attention, I don't know what is. But, there is a hott reality star caught baring almost everything in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

We always knew Audrina was hott.. But here's more proof:




K wait. Maybe I lied. I think her boobs and body actually look really.. Awkward. Almost like an old skinny lady. Right or wrong?

Welp, I think we're looking at a good week ahead, kids! Lots of R and X-rated stuff! Get pumped!

love,
elizabethany

naked body alert

The new issue of Playboy is out. Who's featured? I'll give you a couple clues. She's a hooker, she's the reason a multi-platinum group recently split up, and she thinks she's the ish.

Yup. Aubrey O'Day.

Here are a couple of the pictures, all PG-13 rated, of course.......



Oh wait.. Those are the only 2 that are rated okay enough for this page. So, you 18+ year olds, go ahead and click here for the whole spread.







Okay.. So.. She's pretty hott. Yeah it's probably Photoshopped and stuff, but she's HOTT!

I'm still mad at her actions, though. Including this one. Ugh.

Oh, and, you're welcome. :)

love,
elizabethany

another malfunction

So here I thought that the most X-rated thing about the Super Bowl last night was suddenly having Bruce Springsteen's crotch in my face....



Boy was I wrong. People with Comcast in Tuscon, AZ had more X-ratedness, and even MORE excitement after Fitzgerald's fantastic catch/touchdown to put the Cardinals ahead.

Those guys got more than a nip-slip.. Or, I mean.. "wardrobe malfunction."

They got porn. Straight up. Someone pulled a prank on Comcast, and right after the touchdown, little kids' eyes were being covered. Real quick.



Holyyyyy cow. Can you imagine watching the Super Bowl with your family, super excited that your team is now WINNING, and then, BAM! A penis is being yanked around in your face..?!

Can we say awkward moment?!

I really can't imagine seeing this. I would have geeked out. And I can't believe this even happened! How does someone hack into Comcast and do this?! Woah.

Of course, Comcast is "mortified" and "sorry" and whatever, whatever. I mean, they have to be.. Right?

At least those people of Tuscon got somethin' CRAZY to talk about today!

love,
elizabethany

you might be a pedofile but i won't tell

Could it be another nip slip?!

Well, there might be one poking out, but who is the one baring her boob?!

All I'm saying is, she's EVERYWHERE. You have definitely heard of her. She's cute. And some might consider her a triple threat.


It's MILEY CYRUS!!!

Oh boy. Could this girl be any more scandalous for a 16 year old Disney star?! She's making quite the name for herself, eh?!

Anyways, here are the pictures of her while shopping in LA..

Okay, there might not be a slip of the nip here.. Unless you look really closely maybe there is..? But she's still lettin' them hang out for the world to see!

And no, she is not legal, and now you're officially a creep for looking at her for so long.. But I won't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret.

Besides, I looked too, didn't I? Shhhh.....

love,
elizabethany