Monday, March 28, 2011

the latest x-rated giveaway: the where's dildo poster

Oh this is quite possibly one of the best, most awkward, detailed, can't-stop-looking poster I've ever seen... And I get to give two of them away!

It's called "Where's Dildo?," and it's exactly what it should sound like: An X-rated version of Where's Waldo?

First of all, let's meet "the cast."



There's Dildo, "The Finest Phallus;" Dildra, who asked Dildo to sneak under the bleachers to bang the moment they met; Coach Penetration is the volleyball coach at Blowzenfux University and the ultimate d-bag; Domina, obviously the dominatrix queen of the school; Duff, the Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Peter Guzinya, the spy/videographer on campus; Dr. Dick Fitswell, the teacher who trades A's for lays; and Dr. Pat MacGroin, who has a PHD in Female Stimulation Studies.

As you can already imagine, this is a pretty entertaining thing we're getting ourselves into. Those stories/descriptions get a lot more in depth, if you're interested.

These posters show the characters in very promising, questionable, and a lot of times unreal positions that will make your jaw hit the ground while your face turns bright red.

Here, take a look for yourself at the "Spring Break" edition. [Click to make it bigger!]



There's SO much going on that you could look for hours, but it might do odd things to you.. Just sayin'. It also might make people look at you like you're disgusting.

But here's the thing! It will also be the best conversation starter and if you're in school throwing parties on a regular basis- This is probably something you want to have.

Lucky for you, the other two editions of this fine poster are available to you!


All I require you to do is send out a tweet or a Facebook status, linking to me, saying whatever you'd like about me, my blog, this poster, etc. It's hella easy! I will pick two winners next week based on creativity and if other people respond/like what you say! Pretty simple and wide open, really!


Trust me- If you're open about this stuff, which you have to be considering you read my blog and have read this entire post, this is something you want. It's too hysterical not to have.

Let the creativity begin! ...And the Dildo finding!

love,
elizabethany

Monday, March 7, 2011

check out chris brown's junk

I went away for a weekend and Chris Brown decides to send a pic of his johnson to someone who was smart enough to leak it to the Internet. Either I need to go away more often, or I always need one eye open to the Internet, no matter what.

The blonde hair has got to go, along with the annoying robot-like chest tattoo/sleeves, but as for the rest- you won't hear me complain.


I wonder if his photo will find Rihanna's photo for a little Internet rendezvous.
Okay, bad joke, I know.

Enjoy, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?

There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.

I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.


What do you think?! It's known that whatever pictures she does have to hide were tkaen pre- boob job, but if you can look past her awkward nipple off to the side, do you think it's her?!



One site swears it is, another says birthmarks don't match up. I think her mouth looks questionable, if anything. I'm sure we'll have the definite answer soon... Or we can just say that your votes decide the truth.

Yeah, I like that idea.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, December 6, 2010

i spy: something that should not be hanging out

Last week I went to a "rap concert" [I say it in quotes because it was all of the guys who have those dumb rap dance songs on YouTube that make them big] and I am going to have the best I Spy's for you guys the next few weeks.

Up first: This girl who clearly has not a care in the world for letting it all hang out.


Sure, her undies are hanging out. It's nothing I haven't shown you on I Spy before, right?

Well, there's more to it. If you look closer, you see something really, terribly embarrassing.




Ya... That white stuff- a freaking PAD. [Sorry boys.. This is NOT a sexy post.]

First of all- cover that ish up even if it DOESN'T have a chance in showing. Second- if it DOES have a chance in showing, pull your freakin' dress down.

Oh, BTW- This happened at like 10:30 or 11. It wasn't even late yet.

Classy girls at rap concerts/bars... Not looking out for EB's camera. Shame on them, but thanks!

love,
elizabethany

Thursday, November 4, 2010

watch: the craziest, naked, drunken rampage ever

Everyone gets a little crazy when they're drunk. Duh. That's why researchers are claiming it's the most dangerous drug in the world [give me a break].

Sometimes the crazy is scary. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. This video is a little frightening to the eyes, and scary for the drunk man, but freakin' comical to everyone who can watch thanks to YouTube.

Thing is- he's nakey. So if you can handle it, I say go ahead and watch it now.



I've told you a million times that it takes a lot for me to sit and watch a video for more than a minute, and I watched this whole thing! Oh my. He's like Travis the chimp in human form on those cars!

How many of you guys would fight a naked guy?

Pure internet gold right there. Thank you, Internet.

love,
elizabethany

Monday, October 11, 2010

on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w

Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.

She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..



Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.





Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]



I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!

love,
elizabethany

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

courtney love is still a hott mess

In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.

She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....




And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.



Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.

Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.

love,
elizabethany