Tweet Everyone gets a little crazy when they're drunk. Duh. That's why researchers are claiming it's the most dangerous drug in the world [give me a break].
Sometimes the crazy is scary. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. This video is a little frightening to the eyes, and scary for the drunk man, but freakin' comical to everyone who can watch thanks to YouTube.
Thing is- he's nakey. So if you can handle it, I say go ahead and watch it now.
I've told you a million times that it takes a lot for me to sit and watch a video for more than a minute, and I watched this whole thing! Oh my. He's like Travis the chimp in human form on those cars!
How many of you guys would fight a naked guy?
Pure internet gold right there. Thank you, Internet.
love,
elizabethany
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w
Tweet Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.
She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..
Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.
Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]
I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!
love,
elizabethany
She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..
Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.
Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]
I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!
love,
elizabethany
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
courtney love is still a hott mess
Tweet In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.
She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....
And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.
Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.
Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.
love,
elizabethany
She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....
And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.
Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.
Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.
love,
elizabethany
Monday, October 4, 2010
i spy: sluts on the dance floor
I've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.
At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.
Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.
...Which I guess is also what they probably want.
Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.
When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!
And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.
Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.
love,
elizabethany
At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.
Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.
...Which I guess is also what they probably want.
Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.
When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!
And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.
Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.
love,
elizabethany
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
nip slip alert! paris hilton
I'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.
Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.
She has pretty good boobs, actually! I'm surprised!
The pages are from Nuts Magazine... Something I've never heard of nor have any desire to check out.
You're welcome, boys.
love,
elizabethany
Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.
She has pretty good boobs, actually! I'm surprised!
The pages are from Nuts Magazine... Something I've never heard of nor have any desire to check out.
You're welcome, boys.
love,
elizabethany
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
nifty?: naughty silly bandz
Ya know the new "craze" within teens-Silly Bandz? They're the pack of rubber band bracelets found on the counter at 7-11 or other convenience stores and they're shaped like anything and everything under the sun.
Now they're even getting a little X-rated with it.
Or I guess I should say a LOT X-rated!
For the record, Hicky-contest-havin BFF, this does NOT mean they're cool for big kids. These are just something to be on the lookout for if you see a teen being sneaky with their Bandz.
love,
elizabethany
Now they're even getting a little X-rated with it.
Or I guess I should say a LOT X-rated!
For the record, Hicky-contest-havin BFF, this does NOT mean they're cool for big kids. These are just something to be on the lookout for if you see a teen being sneaky with their Bandz.
love,
elizabethany
Monday, April 26, 2010
wardrobe malfunction!: beyonce
It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.
Today's victim: Beyonce.
Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?
Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.
That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.
Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?
Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for-
You're welcome.
love,
elizabethany
Today's victim: Beyonce.
Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?
Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.
That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.
Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?
Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for-You're welcome.
love,
elizabethany
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