boobies are flying everywhere during water polo!

Apparently we need to be watching more women's water polo, friends. According to Terez Owens, things are getting pretty entertaining.

First there was a huge nip slip, now one lady got her titty twisted big time.

Youch. That does NOT look fun. 

love,

elizabethany

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coco's thong gets lost in her ass shot

I've been getting a lot of complaints [obviously from the boys] about my lack of XXX posts lately. I'M SORRY! It has been a year, and I will try harder to please you smuts.

This isn't totally XXX rated, but it is slutty and outrageous. It's Coco's ass in a "Thong Thursday" shot.

First of all- GOOD LAWWDDD!

Now that we got that out of the way, if this is a "Thong Thursday" pic, WHERE IS THE THONG?! [Don't worry, I found it after searching for a couple minutes.] You know you have a seriously large booty when even the top of the thong is lost in it.

No, I'm not completely oblivious to the world and I've always known she had this thang. What I AM surprised about- the complete lack of cellulite in a pic that doesn't seem to be Photoshop'd at all.

Finally someone can make Kim Kardashian shut the eff up. You've got nothing on her, woman.

love,

elizabethany

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nip slip alert! 90210's annalynne mccord tweets one out

All the boys are all "OMG UPDATE YOUR XXX PAGE!" these days, so, you're welcome, fellas.

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Twitpic'd a pic of her nippy, but luckily people caught it before she deleted.
Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.

My thoughts: Why is she TWITPIC'ING pictures of herself like that? Is she trying to sext the whole world? I mean, maybe that's how I can get some more followers and attention but like, I'll keep my shirt on in social media pics, thanks.

Silly girl...

....She is hott, though!

love,
elizabethany

nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!

Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!

She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:




love,
elizabethany

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blake lively's got 20+ leaked naked pics!

I LOVE Blake Lively. She's freakin' gorgeous. I'll be honest- of all celebs, I would not expect her to have naked pics leaked, but I would totally expect her to be kinky behind closed doors.

Sucks for her, because even though her reps are denying it, she's got a TON of naked pictures being leaked.







I don't know why she's trying to deny it... this chic's body is HOTT.

And I'm no boob expert, but if I were to compare these to what they look like in low cut dresses and stuff... they kinda match up.

Yo, Blake, homegirl... It's fine. Admit it and take pride in it. This country needs to be less prude anyway.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Apparently there are 17 more, but I can't find them. Lame.

the latest x-rated giveaway: the where's dildo poster

Oh this is quite possibly one of the best, most awkward, detailed, can't-stop-looking poster I've ever seen... And I get to give two of them away!

It's called "Where's Dildo?," and it's exactly what it should sound like: An X-rated version of Where's Waldo?

First of all, let's meet "the cast."

There's Dildo, "The Finest Phallus;" Dildra, who asked Dildo to sneak under the bleachers to bang the moment they met; Coach Penetration is the volleyball coach at Blowzenfux University and the ultimate d-bag; Domina, obviously the dominatrix queen of the school; Duff, the Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Peter Guzinya, the spy/videographer on campus; Dr. Dick Fitswell, the teacher who trades A's for lays; and Dr. Pat MacGroin, who has a PHD in Female Stimulation Studies.

As you can already imagine, this is a pretty entertaining thing we're getting ourselves into. Those stories/descriptions get a lot more in depth, if you're interested.

These posters show the characters in very promising, questionable, and a lot of times unreal positions that will make your jaw hit the ground while your face turns bright red.

Here, take a look for yourself at the "Spring Break" edition. [Click to make it bigger!]

There's SO much going on that you could look for hours, but it might do odd things to you.. Just sayin'. It also might make people look at you like you're disgusting.

But here's the thing! It will also be the best conversation starter and if you're in school throwing parties on a regular basis- This is probably something you want to have.

Lucky for you, the other two editions of this fine poster are available to you!

All I require you to do is send out a tweet or a Facebook status, linking to me, saying whatever you'd like about me, my blog, this poster, etc. It's hella easy! I will pick two winners next week based on creativity and if other people respond/like what you say! Pretty simple and wide open, really!

Trust me- If you're open about this stuff, which you have to be considering you read my blog and have read this entire post, this is something you want. It's too hysterical not to have.

Let the creativity begin! ...And the Dildo finding!

love,

elizabethany

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check out chris brown's junk

I went away for a weekend and Chris Brown decides to send a pic of his johnson to someone who was smart enough to leak it to the Internet. Either I need to go away more often, or I always need one eye open to the Internet, no matter what.

The blonde hair has got to go, along with the annoying robot-like chest tattoo/sleeves, but as for the rest- you won't hear me complain.


I wonder if his photo will find Rihanna's photo for a little Internet rendezvous.
Okay, bad joke, I know.

Enjoy, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

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poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?

Tweet There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.

I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.


What do you think?! It's known that whatever pictures she does have to hide were tkaen pre- boob job, but if you can look past her awkward nipple off to the side, do you think it's her?!



One site swears it is, another says birthmarks don't match up. I think her mouth looks questionable, if anything. I'm sure we'll have the definite answer soon... Or we can just say that your votes decide the truth.

Yeah, I like that idea.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: something that should not be hanging out

Tweet Last week I went to a "rap concert" [I say it in quotes because it was all of the guys who have those dumb rap dance songs on YouTube that make them big] and I am going to have the best I Spy's for you guys the next few weeks.

Up first: This girl who clearly has not a care in the world for letting it all hang out.


Sure, her undies are hanging out. It's nothing I haven't shown you on I Spy before, right?

Well, there's more to it. If you look closer, you see something really, terribly embarrassing.

Ya... That white stuff- a freaking PAD. [Sorry boys.. This is NOT a sexy post.]

First of all- cover that ish up even if it DOESN'T have a chance in showing. Second- if it DOES have a chance in showing, pull your freakin' dress down.

Oh, BTW- This happened at like 10:30 or 11. It wasn't even late yet.

Classy girls at rap concerts/bars... Not looking out for EB's camera. Shame on them, but thanks!

love,
elizabethany

watch: the craziest, naked, drunken rampage ever

Tweet Everyone gets a little crazy when they're drunk. Duh. That's why researchers are claiming it's the most dangerous drug in the world [give me a break].

Sometimes the crazy is scary. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. This video is a little frightening to the eyes, and scary for the drunk man, but freakin' comical to everyone who can watch thanks to YouTube.

Thing is- he's nakey. So if you can handle it, I say go ahead and watch it now.



I've told you a million times that it takes a lot for me to sit and watch a video for more than a minute, and I watched this whole thing! Oh my. He's like Travis the chimp in human form on those cars!

How many of you guys would fight a naked guy?

Pure internet gold right there. Thank you, Internet.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w

Tweet Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.

She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..

Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.

Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]



I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!

love,
elizabethany

courtney love is still a hott mess

Tweet In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.

She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....




And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.



Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.

Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: sluts on the dance floor

I've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.

At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.


Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.

...Which I guess is also what they probably want.

Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.


When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!

And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.

Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

nip slip alert! paris hilton

I'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.

Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.



She has pretty good boobs, actually! I'm surprised!

The pages are from Nuts Magazine... Something I've never heard of nor have any desire to check out.

You're welcome, boys.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: naughty silly bandz

Ya know the new "craze" within teens-Silly Bandz? They're the pack of rubber band bracelets found on the counter at 7-11 or other convenience stores and they're shaped like anything and everything under the sun.

Now they're even getting a little X-rated with it.

Or I guess I should say a LOT X-rated!

For the record, Hicky-contest-havin BFF, this does NOT mean they're cool for big kids. These are just something to be on the lookout for if you see a teen being sneaky with their Bandz.

love,
elizabethany

wardrobe malfunction!: beyonce

It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.

Today's victim: Beyonce.

Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?

Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.

That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.

Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?

Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for-

You're welcome.

love,
elizabethany

my x-rated weekend

Here I am taking more of your time to talk about me... And I'm feeling less bad about it every time.

My weekend was pretty interesting, to say the least, and I think I should tell you all about it.

Why, you ask? Because I went to my first ever sex toy party.

I must admit... I talk a lot of game. I can talk about sex all day, but when it comes to seeing all these crazy toys, gadgets, creams, whatever... My face was bright red all afternoon. [Or maybe that was the hangover... Who knows.]

I'm not going to ease you into this. I'm going to show you the "heavy artillery" that our dildo lady brought to my fellow-stalker BFF's house....


Yeah... If I was never intimidated by a P before [or something that looks like it], I definitely was when these came out.

I won't even get into the different gadgets... You can do that on your own. All I'm sayin' is- If I ever invest $100+ into one of these, I will make sure it takes care of all 3 types of orgasms that a woman can have:

• G-spot
• C-word
• Vajay-jay

[Other O fun facts: It's the best cure for a headache, and it burns 60-100 calories!]

This party was hilarious and so hands on! As we sat there eating our dingaling brownies, we also tested out a bunch of creams...

• Did you know they have something that can numb the back of your throat?! It's called Heads Up, and it's goal is to prevent gagging.
  
• Like A Virgin makes it so even after you get jiggy with it 23948 times, you still feel like it's the first time!
• X-scream apparently takes us to the point of an O and keeps us there for hours. Wowza.
  

There's seriously a million things that left me with my mouth open in amazement. [No pun intended.] There's a whole world of sex out there that I didn't know existed!

I'm becoming speechless again. You'll have to check everything out for yourself on the website that our dildo lady represents. Be prepared to be amazed and want to spend a lot of money.


On another note, our night was just as hilarious. We brought out a brand new vibrator to a party at ODU and decided to have some fun... NOT with ourselves.

Best idea ever= Putting a vibrator in your back pocket and dancing with guys. This is how it should go:

"Your phone is... Wait... What is... What the f is that?!"
"Oh, just my vibrator."
Pull it out to show them quickly, then walk away.

Priceless.

Now I must go and.... Get some work done.

love,
elizabethany

my first time on chat roulette

So I've been on this new site called Chat Roulette a couple times, but I always blocked my screen and shuffled through the people to see what I could find.

If you don't know what it is, it's a website that instantly connects you, via webcam, to people all over the world! You don't have to sign in or anything! You just go there, let your camera turn on, and talk to people! If you don't like them, you next them! [Just like the MTV show!]

I've seen some pretty crazy things, mostly X-rated, when I shuffle through quickly. During the Snowpocalypse, I finally grabbed my cussaholic BFF to join in on the fun as we talked to a bunch of people. Here is the story of my first night on Chat Roulette:

As our first "stranger," I thought they were going to be pretty lame at first. Then they started asking to see some goodies. When I told my CBFF to show his, they insisted on mine. Next!



This guy was absolutely my favorite of the night! Straight from JAPAN! He kept saying "konnichiwa" and putting his hands together and bowing. It was amazing. Then I got confused on what he was trying to say... Next!



This guy played a song for me! He also chugged a box of Franzia red wine on demand. I think we're online BFF soulmates.... Until he mentioned puking. Next!



I was officially scared for my life. Next!



He looked like he needed some friends. I tried to be his friend. I even tried to fist pump with him. He laughed at me. Next!



I let CBFF take over for a bit, and he finds a couple mooning him. I wonder who he's smiling at. [JK, dear.] That's all they did, though... Next!



As soon as we found him, he starting hitting his chest and acting like a gorilla. I'm a big fan of monkeys, but wow. Too much. Next!



As much as I love Christmas lights as jewelry, it's not Christmas anymore, homie. Next!

Now, our night didn't stop there. We found more people, and like I said, the X-rated nonsense. Lots of people diddling, sexing, etc. Since I know my readers love that kind of stuff, I'm posting it.

Why the h are they looking at the camera?! That's creepy. Stick to your job, girl. Next!



This is just a picture, and I guess CBFF thought it was funny, but gross. Barf. In. My. Mouth. Done with the night! Exit! NOW!

I can't wait to do this again! It was fun, I'm not going to lie! My only recommendation: Make sure you're hammered.

love,
elizabethany