love, elizabethany

nip slip alert! 90210's annalynne mccord tweets one out

2012-01-10T07:52:00.000-08:00

All the boys are all "OMG UPDATE YOUR XXX PAGE!" these days, so, you're welcome, fellas.

90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord accidentally Twitpic'd a pic of her nippy, but luckily people caught it before she deleted.
Once on the Internet, always on the Internet.

My thoughts: Why is she TWITPIC'ING pictures of herself like that? Is she trying to sext the whole world? I mean, maybe that's how I can get some more followers and attention but like, I'll keep my shirt on in social media pics, thanks.

Silly girl...

....She is hott, though!

love,
elizabethany

nip slip alert: jennifer lopez!

2011-06-20T06:50:00.001-07:00

Uh oh! The Most Beautiful Woman in the World is showing her beautiful tata's to the world!

She was on a German TV show and apparently wasn't paying attention when this happened:

love,
elizabethany

blake lively's got 20+ leaked naked pics!

2011-06-02T09:21:00.000-07:00

I LOVE Blake Lively. She's freakin' gorgeous. I'll be honest- of all celebs, I would not expect her to have naked pics leaked, but I would totally expect her to be kinky behind closed doors.

Sucks for her, because even though her reps are denying it, she's got a TON of naked pictures being leaked.

I don't know why she's trying to deny it... this chic's body is HOTT.

And I'm no boob expert, but if I were to compare these to what they look like in low cut dresses and stuff... they kinda match up.

Yo, Blake, homegirl... It's fine. Admit it and take pride in it. This country needs to be less prude anyway.

love,
elizabethany

PS: Apparently there are 17 more, but I can't find them. Lame.

the latest x-rated giveaway: the where's dildo poster

2011-03-28T21:45:00.000-07:00

Oh this is quite possibly one of the best, most awkward, detailed, can't-stop-looking poster I've ever seen... And I get to give two of them away!

It's called "Where's Dildo?," and it's exactly what it should sound like: An X-rated version of Where's Waldo?

First of all, let's meet "the cast."

There's Dildo, "The Finest Phallus;" Dildra, who asked Dildo to sneak under the bleachers to bang the moment they met; Coach Penetration is the volleyball coach at Blowzenfux University and the ultimate d-bag; Domina, obviously the dominatrix queen of the school; Duff, the Designated Ugly Fat Friend; Peter Guzinya, the spy/videographer on campus; Dr. Dick Fitswell, the teacher who trades A's for lays; and Dr. Pat MacGroin, who has a PHD in Female Stimulation Studies.

As you can already imagine, this is a pretty entertaining thing we're getting ourselves into. Those stories/descriptions get a lot more in depth, if you're interested.

These posters show the characters in very promising, questionable, and a lot of times unreal positions that will make your jaw hit the ground while your face turns bright red.

Here, take a look for yourself at the "Spring Break" edition. [Click to make it bigger!]

There's SO much going on that you could look for hours, but it might do odd things to you.. Just sayin'. It also might make people look at you like you're disgusting.

But here's the thing! It will also be the best conversation starter and if you're in school throwing parties on a regular basis- This is probably something you want to have.

Lucky for you, the other two editions of this fine poster are available to you!

All I require you to do is send out a tweet or a Facebook status, linking to me, saying whatever you'd like about me, my blog, this poster, etc. It's hella easy! I will pick two winners next week based on creativity and if other people respond/like what you say! Pretty simple and wide open, really!

Trust me- If you're open about this stuff, which you have to be considering you read my blog and have read this entire post, this is something you want. It's too hysterical not to have.

Let the creativity begin! ...And the Dildo finding!

love,

elizabethany

check out chris brown's junk

2011-03-07T22:31:00.001-08:00

I went away for a weekend and Chris Brown decides to send a pic of his johnson to someone who was smart enough to leak it to the Internet. Either I need to go away more often, or I always need one eye open to the Internet, no matter what.

The blonde hair has got to go, along with the annoying robot-like chest tattoo/sleeves, but as for the rest- you won't hear me complain.

I wonder if his photo will find Rihanna's photo for a little Internet rendezvous.
Okay, bad joke, I know.

Enjoy, ladies.

love,
elizabethany

poll: is this j-woww's topless photo?

2011-01-11T15:51:00.001-08:00

There has been a LOT of talk of naked photos of J-Woww, and she's been fighting her ex and it's been a huge mess. Now, there are some photos on the internet that may or may not be her.

I'll let you be the judge, but you'll have to be a big kid to see them.

What do you think?! It's known that whatever pictures she does have to hide were tkaen pre- boob job, but if you can look past her awkward nipple off to the side, do you think it's her?!

One site swears it is, another says birthmarks don't match up. I think her mouth looks questionable, if anything. I'm sure we'll have the definite answer soon... Or we can just say that your votes decide the truth.

Yeah, I like that idea.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: something that should not be hanging out

2010-12-06T18:09:00.000-08:00

Last week I went to a "rap concert" [I say it in quotes because it was all of the guys who have those dumb rap dance songs on YouTube that make them big] and I am going to have the best I Spy's for you guys the next few weeks.

Up first: This girl who clearly has not a care in the world for letting it all hang out.

Sure, her undies are hanging out. It's nothing I haven't shown you on I Spy before, right?

Well, there's more to it. If you look closer, you see something really, terribly embarrassing.

Ya... That white stuff- a freaking PAD. [Sorry boys.. This is NOT a sexy post.]

First of all- cover that ish up even if it DOESN'T have a chance in showing. Second- if it DOES have a chance in showing, pull your freakin' dress down.

Oh, BTW- This happened at like 10:30 or 11. It wasn't even late yet.

Classy girls at rap concerts/bars... Not looking out for EB's camera. Shame on them, but thanks!

love,
elizabethany

watch: the craziest, naked, drunken rampage ever

2010-11-04T09:49:00.000-07:00

Everyone gets a little crazy when they're drunk. Duh. That's why researchers are claiming it's the most dangerous drug in the world [give me a break].

Sometimes the crazy is scary. Sometimes it's downright hilarious. This video is a little frightening to the eyes, and scary for the drunk man, but freakin' comical to everyone who can watch thanks to YouTube.

Thing is- he's nakey. So if you can handle it, I say go ahead and watch it now.

I've told you a million times that it takes a lot for me to sit and watch a video for more than a minute, and I watched this whole thing! Oh my. He's like Travis the chimp in human form on those cars!

How many of you guys would fight a naked guy?

Pure internet gold right there. Thank you, Internet.

love,
elizabethany

on the racks: kim kardashian goes naked for w

2010-10-11T14:16:00.000-07:00

Remember when Kim Kardashian did a photoshoot for Playboy and refused to go completely naked?! Yeah, apparently she's not so afraid of it anymore.

She's featured in W Magazine's Art Issue, and she's bearing it all..

Oh no... It gets better... or worse, depending on what you like. Click the censored versions for a ba-BAM!!! in your face.

Hott or not?! Do you love her bod? [Assuming it's not Photoshop'd at all, even though we know it is.]

I'm honestly thinkin' that may be a little too much booty for me. I love a big butt, but DAMN GIRL! Your ass is on my face right now!

love,
elizabethany

courtney love is still a hott mess

2010-10-05T15:37:00.000-07:00

In case you were wondering where the H Courtney Love has been or what she's been doing with her life, she's been doin' all the same nonsense she's been doin' forever.

She's taking and tweeting ridiculously not-so-pleasant-on-the-eyes or PG rated pictures....

And pretending she's Lady Gaga while "covering" Bad Romance.

Ya know... They'd probably make quite the interesting team. I'd assume any babies would come out in the form of Amy Winehouse, though.

Oh, girl... I hope you live a decent life. If at all possible.

love,
elizabethany

i spy: sluts on the dance floor

2010-10-04T18:44:00.000-07:00

I've been wondering if I should post this or not, and when I teased it today, a certain DJ called me out saying I was "all talk." Pfft. Now it's going up.

At the same bar that I've spotted all the other hooker girls, I found the typical set of girls wearing short skirts and dancing with each other as their goodies were shown to the world.

Why girls think facing each other will cover up anything from being shown is beyond me... All it does is make a guy want to jump in the middle of you two.

...Which I guess is also what they probably want.

Also, guys- putting your hand near, on, or in her doughnut is not going to keep her from showing it off. In fact, contrary to your drunken belief, everyone's going to see it and notice it.

When will people learn that sometimes it's better to just stay home and get a room? Or head home before things get hott and heavy?!
When will they learn that sometimes a little mystery is actually more attractive?!

And when will they learn that EB with a camera is dangerous and not afraid to snap a picture of you... and I'm always on the lookout.

Stop being a buncha hoes out on Northgate. Stop being sketchy guys looking for these girls. Get yourselves together. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

nip slip alert! paris hilton

2010-08-11T14:36:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure no one really cares about Paris Hilton these days, I'm also pretty sure everyone's seen her boobs by now.

Just in case I'm wrong, I'm going to give you the first nip slip in MONTHS.

She has pretty good boobs, actually! I'm surprised!

The pages are from Nuts Magazine... Something I've never heard of nor have any desire to check out.

You're welcome, boys.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: naughty silly bandz

2010-07-20T07:46:00.001-07:00

Ya know the new "craze" within teens-Silly Bandz? They're the pack of rubber band bracelets found on the counter at 7-11 or other convenience stores and they're shaped like anything and everything under the sun.

Now they're even getting a little X-rated with it.

Or I guess I should say a LOT X-rated!

For the record, Hicky-contest-havin BFF, this does NOT mean they're cool for big kids. These are just something to be on the lookout for if you see a teen being sneaky with their Bandz.

love,
elizabethany

wardrobe malfunction!: beyonce

2010-04-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

It's been a long time since we've seen a good ol' fashioned "wardrobe malfunction." I guess with summer right around the corner, y'all are about to get lucky again.

Today's victim: Beyonce.

Before we get to what you really want to see, can we just take a look at her in a bathing suit?

Maybe I'm a hater, but I don't think she's lookin' too hott.

That suit is terrible on her. She looks like a granny. And I feel like the sand is acting as her natural Photoshop and covering up all the cellulite.

Not a good look. I think this is the worst I've ever seen her.... Agreed?

Anyway, back to what you clicked the link for-

You're welcome.

love,
elizabethany

my x-rated weekend

2010-03-29T08:49:00.002-07:00

Here I am taking more of your time to talk about me... And I'm feeling less bad about it every time.

My weekend was pretty interesting, to say the least, and I think I should tell you all about it.

Why, you ask? Because I went to my first ever sex toy party.

I must admit... I talk a lot of game. I can talk about sex all day, but when it comes to seeing all these crazy toys, gadgets, creams, whatever... My face was bright red all afternoon. [Or maybe that was the hangover... Who knows.]

I'm not going to ease you into this. I'm going to show you the "heavy artillery" that our dildo lady brought to my fellow-stalker BFF's house....

Yeah... If I was never intimidated by a P before [or something that looks like it], I definitely was when these came out.

I won't even get into the different gadgets... You can do that on your own. All I'm sayin' is- If I ever invest $100+ into one of these, I will make sure it takes care of all 3 types of orgasms that a woman can have:

G-spot
C-word
Vajay-jay

[Other O fun facts: It's the best cure for a headache, and it burns 60-100 calories!]

This party was hilarious and so hands on! As we sat there eating our dingaling brownies, we also tested out a bunch of creams...

Did you know they have something that can numb the back of your throat?! It's called Heads Up, and it's goal is to prevent gagging.
Like A Virgin makes it so even after you get jiggy with it 23948 times, you still feel like it's the first time!
X-scream apparently takes us to the point of an O and keeps us there for hours. Wowza.

There's seriously a million things that left me with my mouth open in amazement. [No pun intended.] There's a whole world of sex out there that I didn't know existed!

I'm becoming speechless again. You'll have to check everything out for yourself on the website that our dildo lady represents. Be prepared to be amazed and want to spend a lot of money.

On another note, our night was just as hilarious. We brought out a brand new vibrator to a party at ODU and decided to have some fun... NOT with ourselves.

Best idea ever= Putting a vibrator in your back pocket and dancing with guys. This is how it should go:

"Your phone is... Wait... What is... What the f is that?!"
"Oh, just my vibrator."
Pull it out to show them quickly, then walk away.

Priceless.

Now I must go and.... Get some work done.

love,
elizabethany

my first time on chat roulette

2010-02-16T07:49:00.000-08:00

So I've been on this new site called Chat Roulette a couple times, but I always blocked my screen and shuffled through the people to see what I could find.

If you don't know what it is, it's a website that instantly connects you, via webcam, to people all over the world! You don't have to sign in or anything! You just go there, let your camera turn on, and talk to people! If you don't like them, you next them! [Just like the MTV show!]

I've seen some pretty crazy things, mostly X-rated, when I shuffle through quickly. During the Snowpocalypse, I finally grabbed my cussaholic BFF to join in on the fun as we talked to a bunch of people. Here is the story of my first night on Chat Roulette:

As our first "stranger," I thought they were going to be pretty lame at first. Then they started asking to see some goodies. When I told my CBFF to show his, they insisted on mine. Next!

This guy was absolutely my favorite of the night! Straight from JAPAN! He kept saying "konnichiwa" and putting his hands together and bowing. It was amazing. Then I got confused on what he was trying to say... Next!

This guy played a song for me! He also chugged a box of Franzia red wine on demand. I think we're online BFF soulmates.... Until he mentioned puking. Next!

I was officially scared for my life. Next!

He looked like he needed some friends. I tried to be his friend. I even tried to fist pump with him. He laughed at me. Next!

I let CBFF take over for a bit, and he finds a couple mooning him. I wonder who he's smiling at. [JK, dear.] That's all they did, though... Next!

As soon as we found him, he starting hitting his chest and acting like a gorilla. I'm a big fan of monkeys, but wow. Too much. Next!

As much as I love Christmas lights as jewelry, it's not Christmas anymore, homie. Next!

Now, our night didn't stop there. We found more people, and like I said, the X-rated nonsense. Lots of people diddling, sexing, etc. Since I know my readers love that kind of stuff, I'm posting it.

Why the h are they looking at the camera?! That's creepy. Stick to your job, girl. Next!

This is just a picture, and I guess CBFF thought it was funny, but gross. Barf. In. My. Mouth. Done with the night! Exit! NOW!

I can't wait to do this again! It was fun, I'm not going to lie! My only recommendation: Make sure you're hammered.

love,
elizabethany

greg oden's junk is for the ladies' pleasure

2010-01-26T10:42:00.000-08:00

Oh boy.

It's been a long while since I've had a NSFW post for the ladies.. They're very few and far between, unfortunately.

Welp... Ladies... Here ya go. NBA star Greg Oden's stuff is front row and center in a couple pictures that were leaked by some girl he probably cheated on. [When are people going to learn that A) you should never send nakey pictures, period. and B) if you're going to, you better treat that person right for life.]

It's XXX rated so uh.... Yeah. Click here.

[I still don't know how to talk after looking... Yikes.]

.....

love,
elizabethany

meet roxxxy: the sex robot

2010-01-12T09:00:00.000-08:00

Apparently the good ol' Rabbit vibrator is a thing of the past. Handcuffs: So yesterday.

Nowadays we're looking for full-on sexual partners that aren't real.

The best one out there: Roxxxy.

You can watch the video below [which is definitely a little awkward], but basically this... mmm... thing.... does anything you would want a girlfriend to do [besides stay in the kitchen]. She has sex with you, talks to you, talks dirty if you want her to, and stays by your side. Plus, she's totally down for anything.

Seriously. She has sensors all over her body that help her react to your touch, she has orgasms, and 3 different personalities that you can choose from: Prude, normal, and sex kitten.

Did I mention she'll even learn your name?!

I'm assuming she'd even be down for some girl-on-girl, if you're into that sorta thing...

I'll be honest- I think it's pretty incredible that someone can really create such a thing. Can a sex robot really get any better?! [Well, there's always room for improvement... But I'd start with her looks. She's totally creepy.]

I wonder if they'll start doing all sorts of robot porn now... That'd be totally awkward.

Anyway... For all you sex-fiends and creeps out there, save up your money. She's obviously not a cheap hooker. 7,000$ is what you'll have to dish out for your ultimate, True Companion.

love,
elizabethany

PS: This creator obviously hearts her. He clearly has a little somethin' somethin' pokin' down there. I'm sure the sexual tension is just rising the whole time he's presenting her.

watch: animals do it too

2009-11-20T11:07:00.000-08:00

I recently found this website that has a bunch of different ways to describe "self-love," and I plan on using plenty of them in this post.

You see, animals are really just like us in many ways. They too like to prime the pump, buff the muff, and take the flute to band camp.

Sometimes they try to use other subjects, but some also figure out how to travel outside of New Jersey and self-serve.

Take this gorilla for example. He's found a toy of sorts in his new toad friend.

Or, they can really rely on the act of flying solo like this dog:

I mean, is there really any difference between human and animal these days?! I'm just not sure...

Okay.. Time to snap back into it.

That gorilla needs to chill out before he gets arrested for rape.

The dog's owners need to leave him alone and let him do his thing! He's clearly sitting comfortably on the couch, watching TV, all by himself. Does he interrupt you when you're doing that?! [He probably does, huh? He doesn't know any better, though!]

Oh man. This is crazy, hilarious, gross, and disturbing all in one. It's what I call a fantastic share.

Do your thing, animals... Do your thing.

love,
elizabethany

christmas gift ideas: part one

2009-11-17T08:57:00.000-08:00

My family won't stop bugging me for a Christmas list. I don't have anything specific that I want, so I just keep telling them to check my blog for nifty things.

Now I'm thinking that other people may need gift ideas for themselves, boyfriends, girlfriends, family members, etc, and I can be a huge help! There's only 38 days to go, after all!

So I'm scouring all over the Internet [I love saying that] looking for the nifty-est things to throw under the Christmas tree.

Today I'm looking at items on one specific website, which isn't in the US so for some of them, you may need a currency translation, but that doesn't mean it's not worth it.

The Sculpta Sutra Kit
You don't have to try out every position on your own... You can sculpt it out first to see if it'll really work!

Boxing Grannies
Forget the Rock 'Em Sock 'Ems, these grannies make it even funnier! It's a shame they don't have mud wrestling hotties, huh?!

Vinyl-Style Recordable CDs
Sometimes it's fun to go back in time but still have things that will work and play music.

Maggie Thatcher Nutcracker
Must there be an explanation for this gem?

Make Your Own Sex Toy Book
Stop it. This can't be real... But it is! And everyone wants it now.

Shower Radio/Microphone
Who doesn't sing in the shower?! Now you can have your own little karaoke machine with you every morning when you enter your own world.

Chocolate Clone-a-Willy Kit
This would be both great and not so great for you and your partner. Ladies, you get to eat the chocolate [and I guess practice your skills?] while your guy watches you and probably loves it. The downside: it won't keep it's shape forever, you may not want to see every detail, and he's going to want you to just do the real thing.

iBoob Pillow
A two-in-one greatness: A pillow shaped as boobs for you to... Well, whatever you want... That doubles as speakers for your iPod.

Pretty great. Prett-tyyyy great.

Let the countdown continue, and your list grow!!

love,
elizabethany

eva mendes is showin' some skin

2009-11-10T12:37:00.000-08:00

There's somethin' about Eva Mendes that is hott, but in your not-so-typical way.

Anyway, that's a known fact. This week has been quite the skin-bearing week for her and it's only just begun!

It started with her racy Calvin Klein billboard in New York.

Apparently parents are going nuts over it saying it's inappropriate, and even officials are stepping in saying it's causing traffic jams and hazards and needs to be taken down right away.

So she's a little sweaty, grabbing a guy's underwear, spreading her legs, and wearing lace lingerie... So whattt?! It can't be that distracting.... Right?!

She also got caught letting a little somethin'somethin' slip out.

You should know what I mean, and understand why you're going to need to click the picture below to see what happened when she turned just a little too much.

Woah, chica!!! You got somethin' showin'!! Watch out! People might zoom in on it!

She literally looks like she just hopped up out of her boyfriend's bed, threw on his shirt, forgot to button it all the way up, and hit the carpet before she could brush her hair.

Her nipple also looks kind of awkward to me... Does anyone agree?

Nonetheless... It's a nip slip... And I know how much you guys love a good nip slip!

You're welcome, and I'm sorry.. It's been a while.

love,
elizabethany

watch: a very whimsical weiner

2009-11-06T09:36:00.000-08:00

Duh: Other countries have way more X-rated commercials, TV shows, etc.

I never expected to see anything like this video I am about to show you exist period, let alone broadcast on television.

I think it's a little much for this here main page, so click here to see it and be prepared to have your jaw drop. [Hmmm... That could be taken... nevermind.]

Did you not expect it to be somewhat of a kids' instructional video at first?! I totally did. I thought he'd dance around or something.

Then... Woah. I.... Ummm.... I really don't know what to say. Wow. Just... Wow.

And just in case you were wondering... It's from Belgium.

Wow.

love,
elizabethany

you can't hide a man's happiness

2009-09-01T15:35:00.000-07:00

These videos are going to make you giggle, I don't care what you say.

This first one is a man who was on Britain's The X Factor. Let's just say... Uhh... Everyone was looking at the same thing.

How. Hilarious. Is that really his junk, though?! It looks like he stuffed an entire Beanie Baby or something down there!! There's NO way he didn't know about that... Right?! It had to have been planned... Correct?!

Can you imagine being his daughters? Holy wow I think I'd run very very far and very fast.

No matter what, though... The judges said the most perfect things they could have said. Simon Cowell et. all- You are funny.

There's another video that will make you giggle, but it's a little too inappropriate for this here main page. All I will say is it involves animals and you're probably going to watch it.

Seriously, it's totally okay that you just watched it. BAHAHA And it's okay that you laughed! How awkward right?!? Poor guy is trying to perform under pressure and just can't do it!

And uh... Who ever said hung like a horse? I think this rhino has a horse beat.... Just sayin'.

love,
elizabethany

nifty?: everything in one sex toy

2009-08-20T09:09:00.000-07:00

This is way more awkward than anything else. It's also way more X-rated than this here homepage. [Especially because I recently found out my boss's niece has/does look at my blog and loves it... She's 8.]

It's called the Concubine Masturbator and there's not much to say except that it has everything you could ever need to have sex. [Although, I'm not sure it has a butt.... Hmmm...]

It's designed more for guys, really. I don't see anything that could do good for a female.

The description on the site makes me blush, too, and that's hard to do! I'm all about talking about everything under the sun but I felt a little uncomfortable reading it! Dang!

Boys- What do you think about this thing?! Awesome? Stupid? Do you want to give it a whirl?! It probably beats the ol' blow-up doll I bet.

love,
elizabethany

naomi campbell is lettin it hang out

2009-08-17T18:29:00.001-07:00

Oh boy. Two weeks ago everyone was saying that Lady Gaga had a dingoling, and now it appears that Naomi Campbell might have one too.

Here she is dancing on some stage or VIP section, wearing no undies, with plenty of cameras below. [Hey.. Idiot... Just because you're not doing much with your life now doesn't mean the papz aren't out to get ya!]

I mean... It looks very suspicious... But it might just be a case of Indesperateneedoflotion syndrome or something.

Actually.. No matter what is going on in there, that's definitely an issue she needs to take care of. Nasty.

Get control of your goodies, girlfriend. Whatever those goodies may be.

love,
elizabethany

when your career with disney is over, the girls come out to play

2009-08-05T14:25:00.000-07:00

Oh boy.

This isn't too much we haven't seen before. A Disney chic is leaked without her clothes.

Little Miss Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. It looks like some of her sexts.. I mean.. texts... to Zac Efron were leaked to someone not so trustworthy.

Aw, what a pretty smile she has.

Ooh la la! What a nice kissy face and pretty eyes she has!

Wowzers. Those are some knockers.

Okay.. Now she's just a pro at seducing the camera and it's a little uncomfortable.

She has other nice things. Things that are inappropriate for this here main page. Click here if you're ready for it.

What nice matching undies and bra! With a hint of gold! And a nice touch.

Oh boy. Now that's more than a hint of gold. And a lot less than undies and bra.

Aye yi yi! Even LESS than the more than a hint of gold! Is that some p-word hair I spy?!

Well... I don't know there's much more you could ask to see from her at this point. I mean.. You want to leave SOMETHING to the imagination, right?!

Baby V.. Girlfriend... Be careful!

love,
elizabethany

watch: mario's sex tape

2009-08-04T19:47:00.000-07:00

Oh my goodness. This is absolutely fantastic.

It doesn't matter how down or in a bad mood you are, this video is going to make you laugh.

The only problem is... I don't want anyone gettin' in trouble for watching, so please click here if you're in the clear.

O.M.G.! How GREAT is it?! Seriously. I don't even know a favorite part, it's all perfect!

Bahaha. I'm laughing out loud. Props to the creators!

love,
elizabethany

celebs are flashing their private parts

2009-08-03T13:56:00.000-07:00

It's nothing new. It happens at least once a weekend. Still, depending on the person, it never really gets old.

Two people were "showin' off their goodies" recently. One probably on accident, one definitely not an accident. One male, one female... Or so we think...?

Exhibit A: Soulja Boy on Twitpic.

Homeboy LOVES posting pictures of him half naked or of his millions of tattoos swarming his body. [A little awkward, sometimes...] This time he's trying to show his junk through his boxers and.... I really just don't know what to say about this.

This first one isn't too terrible, it's basically the equivalent of Shawn Johnson's Dancing partner. The second one... You're going to need to click here for.

Who is this guy?! I mean, he's not just sextin' a couple hookers, he's sending this out to millions of people who follow him! Aye yi yi. Plus... Do you really think it's that big?!?

Exhibit B: Lady Gaga on stage.

This has the potential to be even more awkward.

There's always been a rumor that Gaga is actually a man, and people have always tried to point out her penis, but this video could either be proof, or a huge magic trick for the eye.

Here's a screenshot:

People are saying that she has confirmed that she's a hermaphrodite, but I'm not buying it until it's a legit source saying it. Although.... I don't think my eyes are being deceived at this point.

C'mon people... Keep your ish inside your pants until it's at least a little more private, will ya?! Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

hotties of the week

2009-07-27T19:58:00.000-07:00

First of all, I am very sorry for the slowing down on posting lately. As you know, I've gotten pretty involved with the Real World being in DC. [I even have a blog on Metromix now so make sure you check it out!!] HOWEVER! I don't want to slow this down and I promise I am trying to get this back to normal speed. Just bear with me while I get settled in this new wild, crazy, exciting, unpredictable, new life of mine... Please? Thanks. Love you.

Moving right along...

Because I'm a bit slow [Hold up... I mean behind...] there have been some hottie sightings that I have not been able to post, so here we go:

Did you see Katie Holmes on So You Think You Can Dance last week?! All of the sudden this little sex kitten comes out of Mrs. Cruise and she took over the stage!

Now, I don't know if I'd call her the best singer/dancer out there, but WOW! Where did she come from!? It was like seeing little Joey Potter all grown up and sassy! I don't see Mama Holmes in this at all!

Welcome to the MILF life, Katie! Keep it up! No more being boring!

Two ladies were spotted in bikinis! [Well, a lot more than that, obviously... It's summertime!] One- Hott but annoying. The other- Iffy on all accounts.

Miss Tara Reid... I just can't decide if you're hott or hideous:

As for annoying... I present to you Bikini Girl. [AKA Katrina Darrell but who cares what her real name is, right?]

I think I'm mad that she's annoying mainly because she does have a rockin' body, but not that great of a face, so she should have a good personality. Instead, I find her obnoxious while she hams it up for the paparazzi that was following her for some reason. Ugh.

I'm going to get a little more raunchy as we move on here.. Next up: Gisele Bundchen's ads for what I think are her waterproof-like sandals.

Okay so it's obviously uber Photoshop'd, but it's freakin' awesome! Clever, too! They better not pull them from anywhere because of nudity or something.

As for the final chica up for the new "Hottie of the Week" Award, you're going to have to click here... But only if you're old enough to handle it. One word: Boobies.

Her name is Miranda Kerr, and she was simply partaking in a topless photoshoot.

One of these days I'll have a body like these girls. ...Right?!

You're welcome boys! Now vote.

I'm not telling my answer this time! Guess!

love,
elizabethany

say nahnah to gaga's tatas

2009-07-03T11:00:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga: You are weird. I'm pretty sure you're okay with it, though. It's probably all a part of your plan.

This plan of hers was not a good one, I don't think. It wasn't only weird, it was something none of us would really like to see. [Well, certainly not me anyways.]

If you're a big kid and can handle some tatas, click the pic.

Yeah... I don't care what anyone says, thinks, believes, or sees in their imagination, this is NOT a good look.

Fail, Lady Gaga. Epic FAIL.

love,
elizabethany

watch: sex is the new guitar

2009-06-12T07:56:00.000-07:00

Let's be honest... It's getting a little old always strummin' on your air guitar when you have nothing better to do. It would be more fun to do something you actually know [or so you think] how to do with something or someone. Like ohhh, I don't know.. Sex, maybe?

In Austin, TX they took the idea from Japan to have Air Sex shows and perform sex on stage with... Well... nothing.

It's pretty freakin' funny [no pun intended.....] so if you're old enough to handle it, go ahead and click here.

"I'm here so that I can masturbate later."
"I want to get laid!" "..With air."

So funny. I wish they would do something like this at a comedy place down here. I would definitely attend.

love,
elizabethany

britney's nips slip! kinda

2009-06-10T06:38:00.000-07:00

Last week someone leaked pictures of BritBrit during her Gimme More video shoot that show her exposing her boobies! She has cute pasties or drawings or something on them, but she sure does look happy to be showing you her goodies.

Keep in mind... This wasn't really when she had come back so obviously she's looking rough. At least she's got good boobs!

I don't think anyone is mad at you for this, B... Except maybe Papa Spears.

love,
elizabethany

i'm going to love land!

2009-05-18T11:04:00.000-07:00

Okay, seriously.. "I'M GOING TO DISNEYWORLD" is stupid to say when you're a grown man and just won the Super Bowl. Let's be honest... You don't want to go celebrate being world champions with a bunch of whining kids.

What you REALLY want to do is.... Well, I won't say it. I'll let your imagination run wild. But I bet it's looking a lot like a wedding night.

So, let's be realistic here people.. Let's get everyone to start yelling "I'M GOING TO LOVE LAND!"

What is it? It's a real thing. A SEX THEME PARK! Equipped with sex technique workshops, naked human sculptures, gigantic replicas of the "private areas", and a demonstration of the history of sex.

Did I mention the spinning lower half of a females body? [Which, I saw one time on a magic show a guy saying is all a woman should have. I laughed. Whatever.]

Seriously, it's real. Unfortunately, they tore it down today because people were complaining on the internet. [Probably all Americans... Stupid, prude Americans.] I really wanted to go. I also wanted to set some people in those workshops.

"Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it."
-Park Manager

China is cool in that way, so I know some other prude people did it. Ugh.

I was totally on my way, too.

love,
elizabethany

PS: More pictures right here.

oh snap! rihannas nakey!

2009-05-08T13:45:00.001-07:00

Oh boy! Let the drama continue even more!!

Pictures JUST LEAKED of Rihanna completely naked... And Chris Brown is in one of them too.

Do you think Chris did it?! I bet he sent em to someone else who did. OR!! Wait! Maybe Rihanna sent them to someone to leak to make Chris look bad!!! I bet that's it!! I'm smart.

I didn't know she had her nipples pierced either! Dang, RiRi! All scandalous and ish.

love,

elizabethany

meet the new playmate of the year

2009-05-04T12:13:00.001-07:00

Las Vegas has one of the biggest parties of the year this weekend! [As if it's competition any weekend. I'm sure they always do...]

Playboy hosted the Playmate of the Year Party this weekend and announced the Playmate of the Year 2009 to be Ida Ljungqvist. [What the H kind of last name is that?!]

She's pretty.. Definitely exotic.

Here are some of her Playboy shots:

You can check out the rest here.

love,
elizabethany

all i will say is...

2009-04-28T15:14:00.000-07:00

If you're a lady... In a place where no one is around... And at least 18 years old, you need to click here.

You will laugh the whole way through. [And maybe cry...]

That's all I will say. Not posting anything else on it.

love,
elizabethany

PS: If I ever find anyone I know on that site, they better expect to be posted on this site.

he looks like the little mermaids prince's twin

2009-04-01T14:12:00.000-07:00

Shawn Johnson had a creepy stalker, and now she might have a creepy partner, too.

They say they're super close and friendly and blah blah, and this picture certainly shows it.

Maybe it doesn't look like anything, but if you click it, you'll see what I mean. He definitely seems creepy. And if you've ever noticed one of the main reasons they had to redo The Little Mermaid, he matches the "problem."

Ohh Shawn... You're just so irresistible! Guys just can't keep their.. err... Hands off of you!

love,

elizabethany

creeper-model

2009-03-24T11:59:00.000-07:00

Growing up, I think Cindy Crawford was the only name that I knew to associate with "supermodel." Now that I'm older and know more about all this stuff, I rarely hear anything good about her, but I guess that's because she got older too, huh?

Well, she's featured on Allure Magazine for the month of April, and the pictures are, well, different, if you will.

For some reason, someone thought a robot brushing her teeth, ripping a loaf of bread, and hanging from her ponytail would be good looks for the girl with one of the most famous birthmarks.

I don't get it. What is attractive about these pictures? And what the funk are they supposed to be representing/portraying?! I'm no photography genius, but I'm not sure there's a "genius" behind these, either.

And if those weren't enough to lure people in, they decided to do the typical covered in shaving cream-ish picture. [Click the pic to see the not-so-G-rated version.]

Maybe there's more to find out within the article, but I'm officially creeped out, and I'm hoping that's NOT what they were going for.

love,
elizabethany

this is awkward

2009-03-11T10:42:00.000-07:00

Hmmm... I'm just not sure what to say about this. I'm speechless, and I haven't even shown you, or told you, anything about this video.

I guess all I can say is that a tortoise is very confused, and you should probably be 18 to watch the video.

I really wasn't sure if this was real at first, but it is! The little guy really thinks this boot is going to help him out a little.

Also, he's a noisy fella, eh?! Dang. Get a room!!

So disturbing, but so funny at the same time.

love,
elizabethany

nothin' we haven't seen

2009-03-09T21:58:00.000-07:00

Another girl is showing her goods, but it's also something we've seen before.

Miss Pam Anderson had a little bit of a slip while on the runway at a fashion show this weekend.. And all she did was laugh it off.

If you're old enough to handle it, here ya go.

Uhhh... I'm pretty sure if my nipple looked anything like that, I wouldn't be smiling about it popping out.

Is that really how it looks? That's awkwardly shaped. I guess it's probably all thanks to the surgery though, eh?!

Meh, it's been a while since you've gotten a nip-slip, so here ya go. ;)

love,
elizabethany

meet the new hooker girlfriend

2009-03-02T11:39:00.000-08:00

Within the past week, Kanye has been said to be in a relationship with Amber Rose, who people tease for having the same haircut as him, and also posed basically naked for Smooth magazine.

She's a model, and every time people have found him lately, they've found her right there, holding his hand.

Here's a nice picture of the couple:

And then, if you want to see ALL of her... You could always click here.

It's weird. Kanye's actually SMILING in a good majority of these pictures. And here I thought he hated the paparazzi.. Hmm... Maybe this girl will be a camera's life saver.

Very interesting couple, though. I'm not sure how I feel about them. Hmmm...

love,
elizabethany

MORE scandal!

2009-02-17T19:23:00.000-08:00

Okay, people are clearly still very sexually charged after Valentine's Day. This week has been so scandalous I feel!

Now, I have even MORE for you!

A HOTT pop star had a bit of a nip slip.

Wait. I lied. A HUGE nip slip. As in huge aureola.

It's the Pussycat Dolls' Nicole Scherzinger!

I know it looks a little fake.. So if you don't believe me, watch the video. Look very carefully around 2:25...

Also, a hott actress was found down on her knees, if you get what I'm sayin'!

That's supposedly Jessica Biel. And no, it's not really a peepee. It's just a sausage. But it's still pretty hilarious.

If THAT'S not enough to get your attention, I don't know what is. But, there is a hott reality star caught baring almost everything in an itsy-bitsy bikini.

We always knew Audrina was hott.. But here's more proof:

K wait. Maybe I lied. I think her boobs and body actually look really.. Awkward. Almost like an old skinny lady. Right or wrong?

Welp, I think we're looking at a good week ahead, kids! Lots of R and X-rated stuff! Get pumped!

love,
elizabethany

naked body alert

2009-02-15T19:47:00.000-08:00

The new issue of Playboy is out. Who's featured? I'll give you a couple clues. She's a hooker, she's the reason a multi-platinum group recently split up, and she thinks she's the ish.

Yup. Aubrey O'Day.

Here are a couple of the pictures, all PG-13 rated, of course.......

Oh wait.. Those are the only 2 that are rated okay enough for this page. So, you 18+ year olds, go ahead and click here for the whole spread.

Okay.. So.. She's pretty hott. Yeah it's probably Photoshopped and stuff, but she's HOTT!

I'm still mad at her actions, though. Including this one. Ugh.

Oh, and, you're welcome. :)

love,
elizabethany

another malfunction

2009-02-02T14:19:00.000-08:00

So here I thought that the most X-rated thing about the Super Bowl last night was suddenly having Bruce Springsteen's crotch in my face....

Boy was I wrong. People with Comcast in Tuscon, AZ had more X-ratedness, and even MORE excitement after Fitzgerald's fantastic catch/touchdown to put the Cardinals ahead.

Those guys got more than a nip-slip.. Or, I mean.. "wardrobe malfunction."

They got porn. Straight up. Someone pulled a prank on Comcast, and right after the touchdown, little kids' eyes were being covered. Real quick.

Holyyyyy cow. Can you imagine watching the Super Bowl with your family, super excited that your team is now WINNING, and then, BAM! A penis is being yanked around in your face..?!

Can we say awkward moment?!

I really can't imagine seeing this. I would have geeked out. And I can't believe this even happened! How does someone hack into Comcast and do this?! Woah.

Of course, Comcast is "mortified" and "sorry" and whatever, whatever. I mean, they have to be.. Right?

At least those people of Tuscon got somethin' CRAZY to talk about today!

love,
elizabethany

you might be a pedofile but i won't tell

2009-02-01T10:12:00.000-08:00

Could it be another nip slip?!

Well, there might be one poking out, but who is the one baring her boob?!

All I'm saying is, she's EVERYWHERE. You have definitely heard of her. She's cute. And some might consider her a triple threat.

It's MILEY CYRUS!!!

Oh boy. Could this girl be any more scandalous for a 16 year old Disney star?! She's making quite the name for herself, eh?!

Anyways, here are the pictures of her while shopping in LA..

Okay, there might not be a slip of the nip here.. Unless you look really closely maybe there is..? But she's still lettin' them hang out for the world to see!

And no, she is not legal, and now you're officially a creep for looking at her for so long.. But I won't tell anyone. It'll be our little secret.

Besides, I looked too, didn't I? Shhhh.....

love,
elizabethany

get it on!

2009-01-29T22:50:00.000-08:00

Oh... My... Goodness.

Forget any Trojan condom commercial you have ever seen. I don't care how good it is. Honestly, you probably can't remember one specifically at this point anyways.

But, I bet you'll remember this! It's a... Umm... "Cute" little commercial from Durex. And, you might want to be careful about who you watch it around. It's rather inappropriate, as you might imagine from a condom commercial.

And because of the inappropriateness of the still shot YouTube has picked, you're going to have to click here if you want to watch the raunchiness.

Seriously. Oh-em-gee. I... I'm speechless! And blushing!

I mean, obviously this is a banned commercial, and won't be aired on TV.. But we have the INTERNET nowadays! You don't have to have a commercial on TV if it's good! Look at how many people are going to check this out now.. Pretty much free of cost!

And for those of you who are lovin' it and want to check out more hilarity, you could always check out the outtakes.

That's amazing. Seriously. Whoever came up with the concept needs a raise.. AND a bonus. So hook it up for me.. Kthanks.

love,
elizabethany

PS Thanks to Jarrell of Disgustingly Fresh Clothing for showing this to me ;)

a whole lot of nekked-ness

2009-01-18T10:47:00.000-08:00

Oh boy! Two ladies of the Pop world are exposing a little more than a nip-slip on the internet.

First, I present to you, Miss I Kissed A Girl. AKA Katy Perry. Somehow this picture leaked out to the internet. Oh no.

Now, actually, I gotta confess something. There's a lot of people saying this might not actually be her, but really.. *GASP* an impersonator!!

And, I know, super lame that there's hearts on her goodies, but oh well. You get the gist of it.

What do you think tho? Katy or not?! Honestly, I don't think it's the ex-Christian singer.. But I won't make any decisions for you.

As for the other person exposing all.. Well, it's nothing recent, but a picture, showing literally EVERYTHING, is being auctioned off for a couple thousand dollars.

Who is it? Madonna. What's it from? Playboy. Back in 1979.

They say she got just 25$ for the shoot, because no one knew how iconic she was going to become! Whattt. That's NOTHING.

However, I can't stand to look at the picture. Seriously, it's, ew. But, if you haven't ever seen it, you can check it out here. Just prepare yourself!

And if that's your kinda thing, well, more power to ya I guess. Yuck. That's a forest right there.

love,
elizabethany

little bit of slippage

2009-01-15T08:56:00.000-08:00

Uh ohhh!

One of our favorite reality stars had a little mishap at the beach recently..

I guess when you go to the beach in a string bikini, the whole having a microphone attached to you might cause some problems.

It's WHITNEY PORT of The Hills/The City!!

And when she was on the beach with her BF Jay, the microphone caused her nip to slip.

Take a peek:

And yes, for all you pervs, you can click them to make them bigger.

Anyways, Wow. She's really just exposing herself like it's no big thing. And crack is wack!

The wires on her boob definitely threw me off for a second, but I guess they're just for her mic, which is probably why it was uncomfortable and the reason she was playing with it in the first place.

That sucks... I would not want that ish on me all the time! More power to ya, Whitney! Just, uh, watch yourself. The pap's are ALWAYS around. But I'm sure guys aren't complaining.

love,
elizabethany

animals do the dirty

2009-01-08T10:02:00.000-08:00

**If you're under the age of 18, you might as well skip to the next post to read.. This one is too graphic for you. :-P**

I'm sure everyone has seen the common dog-humping-a-stuffed-animal video.. But this one is way more crazy, graphic, whatever you want to call it.

This little monkey you're about to see is apparently a little sexually frustrated. And by a little, I mean REALLY REALLY frustrated.

He found himself a little goat and he is NOT taking no for an answer.

OH-EM-GEE!!!! That really just happened.

This little monkey is a rapist! He starts humping him from the back, and when that doesn't work, he literally pushed his head down there!!! :-O And he's MOUNTING him! Literally, getting up on the goat's hind legs.

[I'm not even going to comment on his.. uh.. ish.. poking out...]

He's all pullin on him [I wonder if the goat is a he or a she.. Hmmm..?] and then grabs his head and kisses him[or her] like "Oh baby it's okay I loveee youuuu..." Then sees the camera, and keeps going at it!

What a SLUT monkey! If I ever have one, he will NOT act like this!

And seriously, Mr. Smut, what kind of babies do you think you would have after this?! Freakin' WEIRD ones! It wouldn't be okay. So please try to refrain from such activities in the future. Plus, you're scaring the kids.

love,
elizabethany

we're not used to this kind of campaign

2008-12-26T14:31:00.000-08:00

Ever heard the myth that the United States is ultra-prude? That the rest of the world partakes in a LOT more nudity and sexual activity than this country, and that it's just a "normal" thing to them!?

Well, this story might prove that statement.

A group of students at the Polytechnic University of Turin [in Italy] were running for their student body government or whatever, and had a whole campaign pretty much based on sex.

And when I say pretty much, I mean the main statement and reason they gave to prove they'd be the best, was about sex.

They said they wanted to get bigger dorms for students because that way it would be easier for everyone to be naughty and have a little bit of privacy.

If you're 18 or older, click here to see the hilarious, and brilliant campaign poster.

It's two college kids in the middle, err, doin' their thing, if you will.. With their parents on the outer sides. The words say "Some people think university students don't need their own space. We disagree."

So good! And so funny! AND so true!!

It's a shame people can't get away with this around here. I mean, I even have to put a picture of the poster on a separate page! We ARE prude. Dang.

love,
elizabethany

man, she's hott

2008-12-22T11:54:00.000-08:00

Okay, okay.. I haven't always shown you the hottest stars showing off their goodies, but today, I finally am.

She's definitely been ALL OVER the celebrity news these days, and I'm sure these pictures will really send everyone into a tizzy.

Alright, since I know you can't wait any longer, here she is:

Guess who! Can you figure it out? Maybe this will help:

No, that probably doesn't help at all. Okay, one more hint:

Hmmm, if you haven't figured it out yet, it's the ever so intriguing AMY WINEHOUSE!!!

I know, I'm sorry. If you barfed in your mouth a little bit, I take full blame for that. Please, just don't spew at me.

But honestly, how many people thought her body would be a lot more gross? I did. Not that it's exactly the kind of body that makes you want to jump her bones, but it's not TERRIBLE, either! The only fat she's got is on her tumtum!

Well, okay, maybe that's the drugs' fault..?

You surprised me, Amy!! And I think I may have surprised everyone else.

love,
elizabethany

as if we haven't seen em

2008-11-30T21:29:00.001-08:00

If you've ever seen Sex In The City, this post is quite possibly pointless to you.

That is, unless, you like Kim Cattrall's naked body.

She recently posed nude in order to recreate a painting by some famous artist Titian.. They hope it's going to keep interest in the painting, so it stays on display in Britain.

For 53 years old, she looks good, I guess. And it's not like this is something we've never seen before. Meh, oh well.

Nice "remake"....................

love,
elizabethany

i spy pee pee

2008-11-24T13:14:00.001-08:00

I got somethin' for my ladies.. My ladies that like English men, especially.

Some paparazzo snatched a clip of Prince William's goodies!

Well, most of them. He was taking a leak by a fence and wasn't as covered as he thought. Woopsies.

Okay, so it's not any type of flattering picture, but it's the fact that it's real that counts, right?!

Fellas, you gotta look EVERYWHERE before this happens! I'm just trying to help you out.

Apparently you had to learn it the hard way, Prince! No good.

love,
elizabethany

nookage

2008-11-19T08:21:00.000-08:00

Nookage; n.

1. Nonsense, action that has little or no meaning or sense.
2. impudent, insubordinate, or otherwise objectionable behavior
3. anything of trifling importance or of little or no use
4. something absurd or fatuous
5. conduct, action, etc., that is senseless, foolish, or absurd

all grown up

2008-11-13T22:16:00.000-08:00

It's official. "Lil" Bow Wow, is no longer little.

Yea, he removed the "Lil" part a while ago, but who could look past it?! Well, apparently the people who cast "Entourage" can.

He's in this week's episode.. doing a sex scene!!

If, AND ONLY IF, you are over the age of 18, you can check it out here.

SO Entourage-esque, right?!

I miss that show... Why can't HBO be free?! Ugh.

Mommy, WOW! He's a big kid now!

love,
elizabethany

PS: Go back to main site here.

about me

2007-02-23T22:20:00.000-08:00

Well, hello!

I'm elizabethany. [Yes, I tend to lowercase my name, and a lot of other things.. And I'm totally okay with it.] I'm the fabulous age of 21, from the Northern Virginia area, going to school in West Virginia, and addicted to updating this site on the regular.

I'm a very opinionated person, and I share all of my thoughts as they come to me. Why think about what you're going to say when you can just say it? If people don't like it... Their problem, not mine. :)

I started this blog as a way to keep you entertained throughout the day, while also give everyone the gossip they need to know, the videos they need to see, and the news they need to read. I think I'm accomplishing it.

I try and update throughout the day [work-week days] randomly.. With 5-10 posts a day, so there's always something to check out! On given days, there are also specific, special posts that are fun to look forward to.

I'm graduating from school in May, and hoping to take this to a new level whether it be within the radio or TV world.. So hopefully you'll be seeing or hearing a lot more from me.

That being said, sometimes I need your help. Tell your friends to check out love, elizabethany. Join the Facebook group, put it in your away messages, statuses, profiles, etc. Leave it up on a public computer. Just spread the word.

AND! PLEASE feel free to leave comments, tell me what you love, what you hate, what you want, and what turns you away. The more you tell me what you want, the more I can give it to you.

Anyways, THANK YOU for stopping by!! I hope you love it as much as I do! I do this for YOU!

love,
elizabethany

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